And I bet after this weekend’s fun, you’re too scared to click on any links I put up. Well, you sometimes have to have faith.

 

Oh noes, let’s keep the Scare Machine working.

“Last night I told my wife I would take a bullet for the kids,” said Robert Parish, a teacher at an elementary school just miles from Marjory Stoneman Douglas High, where a former student killed 17 people, including three staff members who found themselves in the line of fire. Since the attack last week, said Mr. Parish, “I think about it all the time.”

Curious if Mr. Parish spends just as much time thinking about lightning strikes, too. I’m guessing probability and statistics weren’t part of the Education curriculum.

It’s always nice when voting district boundaries are arbitrarily set by unelected and unaccountable lawyers wearing black dresses.

Preliminary analyses of the new map showed congressional races in the state being much more competitive for Democrats.

This is my shocked face.

In another shocker, Amazon has invented a technology that monitors fucking-off time and can be used to improve their efficiency. To be fair, I’d never consent to wearing this shit, but the key word here is “consent.” Of course, the socialists are birthing a bovine.

As a company, Amazon is simply too powerful and must be dismantled. Under capitalism, the scientific and technological advancements made are being used to squeeze every last ounce of profit out of workers. We must liberate the productive forces of society from the capitalists in order to benefit the many, instead of continuing on the current trend of the vast majority being driven into the abyss of slave-like low-wage labor.

“Slave.” You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. And really, this is much creepier– creepy enough that I think it’s the future for the Glibertarians’ staff.

 

“I tried.” And you managed to re-invigorate a faded career. Well played.

 

Young horny New Zealanders, take hope!

 

Music from the Dinosaur Tour. I had a sentimental frisson- not only was I a big Cream fan as a youngster, this was the first song I ever learned to play on the guitar. It is a bit weird to see Jack Bruce playing that particular bass- was he channeling McCartney?