This week is going to be a little bit different. I’ve been trying to stick with games that are easily available, and for a reasonable price. This week, I’m going to mention three games that have had availability issues for a while. All of them are excellent games, and well worth trying.
Game 1) Colonizing the Empire (or Britannia, or Hispania, or …) – Concordia (2-5 players)
This is a great game that is unfortunately almost always underprinted. There was a recent print run in order to support the expansion being reprinted, but it appears to be out of stock at Amazon. Your local store may have a copy, or you can play this online at BoiteAJeux.net. Every player starts with an identical hand of cards, two colonists in the starting city, some cash, and some resources. Each card in the game also has a god’s name on it, which will be used at end game scoring. The scoring options are:
- Vesta – 1 point for every 10 money you have at the end of the game. Every player gets one of these, and there are no more available for purchase through the game.
- Jupiter – Each house you have in a non-brick city is worth 1 point.
- Saturnus – Each province you have a house in is worth 1 point.
- Mercurius – For each of the 5 different goods you can produce, you earn 2 points.
- Mars – For each colonist you have on the board (you start with 6), you earn 2 points.
- Minerva – There are 5 different cards here, each for a different kind of good. They grant you points for being in the cities that produce the goods, ranging between 3-5 points a city.
The rules for this game are very, very simple. On your turn, you play a card, and do what it says. This can have you produce goods, earn money, move colonists (and build houses), place colonists on the board, trade goods, or buy new cards. Any of the new cards you buy will have a god on them (and the distribution is printed on the board), which will also score you points at the end of the game. So players are given an incentive to focus on specific gods and scoring methods to get the best score at the end of the game. The end game is triggered once a player either places his last house or the last card is purchased. The player who triggered the end game gets a card worth a bonus 7 points, and everyone else gets one final turn. The only randomness in the game is the order in which cards come out (they are sorted into stacks that are in numeric order based on the number of players), and what cities produce what goods (each is assigned a letter so there’s a set of A cities, B cities, etc.).This game is a mid-weight game that has very little direct player interaction, but lots of indirect player interaction.
Game 2) Exploitation in the age of sails – Endeavor (3-5 players)
This game has been out of print for a while, with a reprint on Kickstarter now (my only connection here is as a backer). The game takes place over seven turns with the following phases:
- Build Phase – Players can build a new building
- Growth Phase – Players gain Population Markers (workers)
- Salary Phase – Workers you pay can be used again (which frees up buildings to be used again)
- Action Phase – Players take actions to earn resources, occupy cities, attack other players, draw cards, work towards opening up new area, or pay workers to use them again
Each player has a board which tracks their statuses in four different tracks: the Industry track, which indicates what level of buildings the player can build; the Culture track, which indicates how many workers they gain each turn; the Finance track, which indicates how many payment actions you can take; and the Politics track, which determines how many cards you may hold after passing. The player boards can be audited any time by checking icons on buildings cards, and claimed tokens.
Each region has a network of cities with tokens on them. As you take actions, you can occupy these cities and claim the tokens on them. These will be worth points at the end of the game, as will certain connections between the cities (indicated on the board clearly), and also with their own token you can claim if you control both endpoints. As you ship, you open up new territories and can claim governor cards (which also grant points on the different tracks). As the new territories are opened up, players can then expand into them as well. There are also slavery cards, which can grant large bonuses, but will cause problems if abolition happens in the course of the game.
As the board fills up, eventually players will need to use cannons to remove pieces from cities, so that you can move in. The reprint is coming with a double sided board for different player counts. This will help keep the board tight, and decisions difficult in lower player count games.
At the end of the seven turns, the players add up their scores (from cards, cities, connecting paths, buildings, and your level on the various tracks).
Game 3) Area control while avoiding the king – El Grande
This is an area control game that relies heavily on bluffing and reading the other players. The base game has been out of print for a while, and it is currently available only in a Big Box format (with a lot of unnecessary expansions). One of the interesting aspects of this game is managing your pieces (called Caballeros throughout the rules, they’re blocks or meeples depending on the version of the game). You start with only so many pieces that you have available, and must move them from an inactive supply (called the Province) and an active supply (called the Court).
The base game plays over 9 rounds, during which the following phases happen:
- Reveal Action cards – There are four stacks of cards, and the top card on each stack is revealed. These (as well as the King’s Card) are the available actions for the round.
- Play Power Cards – The starting player plays a power card from their hand faceup in front of them. Then in clockwise order, each player does the same. However, no player can play a card that matches the value of a card that was played before them in the round. The power cards determine turn order, as well as how many pieces you get to move into your useable area.
- Take your turn – Each player takes a turn, which has the following phases:
- Move pieces into the active supply.
- Select an action card – Each action card has a special action, as well as a listing of how many pieces you may move from your active supply to the board.
- End of Round – As Action cards are used, they are placed at the bottom of the deck. The player who played the lowest action card takes the first player marker, and the round marker is moved down 1 space.
- Scoring Round – This happens after the 3rd, 6th, and 9th round of the game. I’ll detail the specifics below for this.
Now, the board is split up into regions, each region has an indicator on it as to how many points can be earned in each region. They can indicate a first, second, and third place for each region. In the case of a tie, tied players get the next lowest position (so if you have two players tied for first place, they both get second place points). There will also be a region on the board that has the king in it. If you control the region with the king (ties are not allowed here), you earn 2 additional points; however, the king’s region is also not allowed to be the target of any action cards or piece assignments. There is one other special region on the board called the Castillo. It’s a small cardboard castle that you may assign pieces to during your turn. The rules state you must clearly announce how many pieces you’re assigning to it, and other players are supposed to keep track (some players prefer to play this as open information, but that’s another column). There is also a special piece that starts on the board for each player referred to as their Grande (it’s a larger piece). The Grande is the home region for each player, and works to provide 2 additional points if a player controls their home region (no ties).
Everyone still with me here? I know the game sounds complicated, with lots of moving parts. It really is an elegant design, and quite simple to follow the rules after a couple of rounds. The key points so far is that you want the most pieces in high scoring regions, with your Grande, and with the king. Now onto the scoring round, this happens through several phases:
- Chose a secret region – Each player has a dial that allows them to select a region secretly. Each player does this, and it will come into play in the third phase here.
- Score the Castillo – This is the first region scored, as the pieces in the Castillo get revealed here
- Move the pieces from the Castillo – Remember that secret region? Now you move all of your pieces you had in the Castillo to the region you selected (unless you chose the region the king is in – that region can’t be targeted by anything)
- Score the Regions – The board has a helpful guide to walk you through each region to make sure you don’t miss any
- Bonuses – Assign the bonus points for the king’s region and the home regions.
At the end of the game, the player with the most points wins.
I’ll be out of pocket for a bit at a convention in Southern Ohio. I’m hoping to be able to get a write up of the convention to show you that while it may be just geeks playing these games, there’s a lot of us.
What? You luddites still playing games that are NOT on a computer?
Right now, I’m playing Kingdom Come Deliverance. A game I backed early on Kickstarter and 4 years later, never expected it to be released. But they finally did and the buggy mess is a lot of fun, so far.
Kingdom Come Deliverance? So second coming believing inbred rapists take over the world?
(insert banjo music soundtrack)
It’s a period specific authentic RPG. Year is 1406. So medieval warfare, basically, first person. You get to bang chicks and kill people, plunder and loot.
Terrifying image of STEVE SMITH playing banjo.
That’s the loading screen…
The comination of a buggy mess and “have to return to X location” to save (as is my understanding) makes me hesitant to shell out $60. Sure if it’s my own damn fault, you can argue that’s part of the difficulty of the game, but if I have to reload because something bugged out, I’d rather not lose a huge chunk of time.
Once someone can get an AI good enough to negotiate, then some of my favorite board games may make the jump to digital. Until then, I have to deal with people.
Besides, if I was writing about computer games you’d have to wait until the game went on sale, and I had time to play it. My Steam backlog is already large enough.
I play games to get away from humans and their inscrutably mercurial dispositions.
Sometimes I play games so that I can both get away from the public and shoot them repeatedly with pixels as I sip on a martini. Or, in the case of Elite, so I can fly around in space knowing they’re there but way, way too far away to bother with.
Just wrapped up Mass Effect: Andromeda and I’m looking for the next game. I ought to whittle away at the 150+ backlog of games I’ve got, but I’ve had my eye on this one for awhile. Is it worth full price? Or is this a game to pick up on sale?
According to a friend who bought on release, it’s a frustrating, badly made game that is also ridiculously compelling and playable. That’s all I could ask for – I think I’ll preorder it on GOG.com and wait 4-6 months for further patches. The period and the area are both not well explored in other games, and are the #1 selling point (#2 is I should support one of the few game designers who sided with gamers over those who loathe them).
Hopefully they’ll add “save on quit” option, if they want an ironman experience. Having to lose 20-30 minutes of progress because it’s fucking 1 AM and fuck your save system is annoying…
Oh, and if it does well enough (and supposedly it’s already almost profitable), they better make a sequel focused on Hussite Wars. I want to kill Imperial scum alongside Jan Zizka!
I really want it, I just don’t know if I really want it for USD $59.99, especially if it’s got significant bugs to work out.
My debate has been ended in a “not going to” by getting more information about the game proper. The combat system was the dealbreaker – it’s the kind that I suck at and I don’t have the time to sink into practicing it.
I’m actually really interested in the combat. I know a guy from high school who is in a group that does weapons training based on the manuals from the masters of the 15th – 17th centuries, particularly the German and Italian styles. I used to be very interested in that sort of thing when I had more time and looser joints.
Speaking of games, Hogs are up 21-1 in the bottom of the 4th. It’s getting kinda embarassing to watch. Woooo Pig.
Took me a bit to realize this is a baseball game. Sounds more like T-ball and don’t they call those for mercy’s sake at about this point
Who are they playing – The Bad News Bears?
When do we get a review of this game?
Game.
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oh my
HMesque
Where was she about fifteen years ago?
In OMWC’s van.
Workers you pay can be used again (which frees up buildings to be used again)
Why wouldn’t you pay workers regardless?
*eyes Nepilium suspiciously
Because they do the job before you pay them?
I learned the hard way to always get a deposit on design or photographic work before I lift a finger. *sigh*
Perhaps you should tip them, too.
And pay other than the agreed upon price?
A million wind-up toy monkeys, beating a million tin drums.
The situation in the Trump administration is vastly different. The man who occupies the office is utterly ignorant of policy and even of the way the government and the international order function at an elemental level. His attention span is reportedly so limited that the briefing books typically given to presidents prior to meetings must be condensed to lists of highly simplified bullet-points. He places greater trust in Fox News as a source of information than he does in the federal agencies empowered to provide him with detailed intelligence about the state of the world. He’s prone to emotional outbursts that color his policy preferences and goals, leading them to change drastically from day to day and sometimes hour to hour, and that could well shape his decision-making about matters of war and peace.
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On one level, Kelly’s power-grab is comforting. The country has a president who is temperamentally unfit and intellectually ill-suited to office he holds. Given that reality, it’s a relief to know that the necessary tasks of governing can go on, and that a presidential temper tantrum against Kim Jong Un is unlikely to issue in a nuclear strike on North Korea (and the subsequent retaliatory strike against the U.S. and its allies).
But on another level, the reality of what’s going on in the Trump White House is disturbing. Despite the irregularities of the 2016 election, Donald Trump prevailed — and yet in the decisive respect, he is not the president of the United States. He may hold the office and nominally possess its powers, but John Kelly (a man who did not run for and did not win the presidency) is the one ultimately making the calls.
So much for the efficacy of democracy in America.
I blame the 22nd Amendment. And Putin.
Who are, Susan Rice and Valerie Jarrett?
Don’t forget Ben Rhodes – who for 8 years never held a security clearance (and served only under direct Presidential waiver of that).
This: “The man who occupies the office is utterly ignorant of policy and even of the way the government and the international order function at an elemental level” seems fairly accurate although I’m not sure it invalidates or supports the rest of the excerpt.
Could it be that those agencies have earned the distrust, as several have ben proven to have been acting against his candidacy, and thus soiled their own credibility? When you’re willing to subvert the electoral process of your own country, lies and omissions about other countries to further you own ends are not a farfetched possibility.
More on topic, I’ve appreciated the gaming posts. They’re interesting reads although I don’t game often enough to offer much input. I’m planning to go to GenCon this fall so I might have more to say after that.
Well, hopefully these point you towards games you might enjoy. Or warn you away from games you wouldn’t like (I know of a couple games I played that I wish I was warned away from).
Thanks for the post, Nephilium! I used to play many board games with my family when I was a kid. My favorites were Scrabble, Clue, and Masterpiece. Oh, and Battleship with my brother. But he thought loudly (and in a set pattern) so I always knew where his ships were. He hated losing all the time. 😉
Now we only seem to play them when drinking, and usually only games like Exploding Kittens or Cards Against Humanity. (We might actually be bad people.)
You’re not bad people.
…Unless you’re actually strapping bombs to cats and setting them off.
Or, we’re bad people, but not because of the games we choose.
Not a problem at all…
There are times when drinking is adjacent to gaming (such as tomorrow, where we’ll be playing at a local brewery), and times when it isn’t (our local store was informed by their insurance that alcohol was verboten). And there’s nothing wrong with the lighter party games, they just generally aren’t my preference.
Doing a quick memory check on Masterpiece, if you’re looking for a touch deeper game, Modern Art might be up your alley. And the new version uses art from real artists. I’d need to go dig out my copy to verify which ones though.
Indeed, I have it!
Masterpiece used real art, too, just by long-dead guys.
Forty-four.
I got forty four Lemon-Cranberry Cookies baked. I had been trying for four dozen. Oh well, time to go give them all away. They are anything but low-carb.
3 cups bread flour
1 tsp salt
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup shortening
3/4 cup sugar
3/4 cup dark brown sugar
2 eggs
1 Cup dried Cranberries
1 Can premade Lemon Pie filling
Preheat to 350.
Mix dry, powdered ingredients.
Add eggs and shortening.
Mix until dough forms.
Add Lemon pie filling to dough Mix well. The dough will become loose, but not quite batter in consistancy.
Add cranberries and mix to integrate.
Parcel out rounds of dough onto baking sheet.
Bake for about 15 minutes.
I could eat those!
I have yet to find someone who didn’t like them. I don’t doubt there’s probably somebody, somewhere, but that’s how it is for any given food.
I would guess it would be very unfriendly to a celiac suffer, since the high-gluten bread flour is part of what gives them their consistancy.
How integral are the cranberries? I’m not partial to berries of any sort unless there’s vodka involved, generally speaking, but I do like lemony desserts, particularly baked goods.
While I find that a bit strange, the answer is – they’re not. You can bake chocolate chip cookies without the chocolate and have them turn out fine, you can bake these guys without the cranberries and have them turn out fine.
Yeah, I don’t know what it is, but I’ve never liked fruit in desserts. Not a huge fan of it on its own, either, bananas, lemons, and limes notwithstanding. I think it’s the texture. Like, if I bite into something in a cookie that isn’t cookie I don’t want it to be tart or juicy.
love el grande, even though i suck at it.
thats a sign of a good game.
You’re only good at bad games?
Have you tried Mexica? It’s another area control game that I really like. I recently taught the girlfriend the game, and surprisingly, she liked it too. So it now has joined the collection.
I miss Scrabble. I used to play with my former girlfriend now and then, but I always felt obligated to pull my punches. She didn’t like getting beat by 100+ points.
I played all of these, and they are excellent if a bit demanding (El Grande less than the others – damn, it’s been like 20 years since I first played it!)
For those who want to split the difference between electronic and board gaming, Steam has some of Asmodee published board game ports on sale. I highly recommend Twilight Struggle, a two-player game of Cold War which is excellent mechanically, wonderfully evocative of the theme (hell, Domino Theory is baked right into the rules) and has a very understated sense of humor. Oh, and it’s not blatant about it, but you can feel the contempt for Communism dripping through it – or maybe it’s just me?
I’d probably rate Concordia easier to play than El Grande, but I think Concordia has a steeper learning curve for the strategy (one of the reasons I dislike playing it online is that it tracks every player’s score through the game).
As for the Asmodee sale, if you don’t have Carcassonne, I’d recommend it. It’s also available on Android and iOS as well (but it isn’t on sale there).
“So here’s the thing yo, its like i’m a sick producer and i’m going to drop some production knowledge on you on how to make synths sound funky, which is this:First, fuck with the knobs. Which knobs you ask? well i like the cutoff frequency. and the resonance. and the envelope. by which i mean the attack. and also the others. How do you know when you’re done? shit sounds funky is how.”
– this is effectively a tutorial from a race-car driver titled, “The Secret To Going Real Fast and Shit“, where the driver says, “here’s the secret to winning races: beat the other people to the finish line. also, don’t crash”
That was funny enough I’m not gonna click, Good Find Gilmore!
that is the depth of transferable knowledge some geniuses have.
I’m doing a Bean Soup in the Crock pot for dinner,
I Dare not call it Chili
2 lb. stew meat
1 Can RoTel tomatoes and diced chilis
1 Can Tomato puree/paste
Chili spices, YMMV
1 Can Kidney Beans
1 Can Pinto Beans
1 Can Black beans
Some minced Onion to taste
1/4 cup finely chopped Scallions
Touch of Garlic Salt
Brown the meat and toss it in a Crock pot for 3.5 hours on high,
Starting the Afternoon with a set of Tropical Torpedo,
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I’m finally done for today….
That looks like a delicious chili bean stew, and your deference to the Texan chili authorities is probably much appreciated.