When I saw this on an 8 Out of 10 Cats rerun tonight, I just assumed (like any good mocker and scoffer would) this was a parody.
It’s not.
According to CNET in 2008:
The Tiddy Bear Comfort Strap was invented by two women, one of whom is a breast cancer survivor who experienced uncomfortable pressure from her seat belt.
This product is not to be confused with the Titty Bear, Chest Wrinkle Preventer, though that sounds like a must-have product, too.
Oh come on. Just… c’mon.
You need to reinstate the GIFs. The video all but said you have to post the ass slapping #1.
No, my buddy Big Bob (I’m little Bob) has a sweet Cushy pillow for just that reason, except Man Boobs, for real, and that’s a first
That may be a sign it’s time to stop drinking Big Gulps.
I’m torn, Should i drink my Stout? or go to bed? it’s 9:45 pm here, got up at 5 AM
Ya whatever. Men have the same issues. I use a foot long Italian subway sandwich and can eat while I drive without taking my eyes off the road.
You win. LOL.
Yup. That’s a winner.
It is Time For..
Office Manager Mohammed
takes a trip home
Father!, Mother! I have come Home from the Land of the INFIDEL!
Father: So they really have Big screen TVs?
Mother:Women can drive to the Mall and shop?
NO! NO! The INFIDELS are Evil! They use Capitalism to lure you in, then you are trapped by The Great SATAN!
Father: But I like to watch the Soccer games, and Mother watches cooking shows, notice my new fat belly?
Mother: And besides, Your Sister Fatima has been given the position of Pakistani affairs Officer for Diversity at Harvard, and You are Manager of what? A paper Supply distribution company?
Go Back To America!, Loser Son! And where are my Grand kids!!
But Father, i married an INFIDEL Woman, and She has converted!
To Islam?
No, to Christianity, but it’s only one step from Islam!
Christianity? No more Cooking shows! Although Allah allows Soccer games,….
Ummm no it doesn’t
Back to America! We have different rules here, Men watch soccer,women watch Children
Allahlooolooo!!!
Late night posts! I’m digging it!
In honor of this occasion I produce some OT derp for my fellow nightshifters (or those living outside of gods own timezone)
http://time.com/5157965/jimmy-kimmel-on-florida-shooting/?xid=homepage
Or, tell them to pass a law that side entrances to stairways in schools to be locked, and or for the FBI to their fucking jobs.
I was always indifferent about Jimmy Kimmel but now I think he is just a total prick with all the crying emotional “heart felt” calls to action. Fuck off Kimmel.
Considering that almost every school shooter legally purchased firearms and passed a background check, I’m a little puzzled about what these “real laws” actually are. Oh, right, a complete gun ban.
The NHS would have let his child die.
There was a time when Kimmel was funny. He was also a break from Fallon (never funny) and Colbert (sanctimonious progressive fuck.) Then he turned. I should probably thank him. I no longer stay up late watching TV. You entertaining bastards on the other hand….
OMM Says Stop WATCHING TV! IT is Satan on a Screen!
/Netflix
Pretty sure that is still TV. Don’t you havecto be up early tomorrow?
Also I’ll take this occasion to thank the invisible hand of the market for providing this sort of googah when other societies are struggling to survive, we are finding ways to coddle out tits i the car,
OMM is in the House, Watching YOU, INFIDEL!
Well this sucks, i wanted to write about being a Homeless business owner, I guess it can wait til the morning….
This is fun,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/YLcIIcZBu7htO8wH3
::Gets out sketch pad, starts working on a design for the Plum Panda, a testicular torsion preventer::
I realky want to see your pitch on Shark Tank.
Wouldn’t that require two Plums and or Pandas? Not to mention Pandas are mean as fuck according to that documentary Ben Stiller was in.
*whips out debit card*
Shut up and take my money.
You laugh. But I know someone who could have used that.
i was giving examples of great songs in previous thread.
the easier one-shot solution now is
“any show chris whitley performed“
In honor of the topic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brYZ2jfvBww
Hmmph, O.K. whatever you say Bro….
he’s pretty much the greatest songwriter of the 1990s
he died
his daughter is now hot shit.
but his own shit was pretty epic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghnHc8sTYok
he looks like ‘crazy person with dobro’, yes. but that’s how it goes.
I liked that. Your other links as well. Although the late 90’s stuff takes me to a weird place lost love and all. Strange how music transports emotions one let go of a decade ago.
its like rubbing a bad tooth
I don’t have any bad teeth. Seems I have lost some wonderful relationships though. I blame Russian facebook trolls.
I just noticed SP added a “right” arrow to navigation. You’re the balls SP!
Don’t be talkin’ about my wife’s balls.
Gilmore, here’s something you might like, I do..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sONL6QUMR9E
1. Yusefs late night Quiz:
You have two wires of the same gauge, one solid, and one stranded, which one has more ampacity? Why?
1. Hitler
2. Because pineapple on deep dish circumcisions is not abortion pizza
At what frequency? /pedant
Are those European or African wires?
Stranded. Surface area matters. About the only thing I know about you English and your demon electric technology.
This makes me want cheesy poofs.
Trying a pilsner tonight. You all have made me branch out. It’s called Dinckel Acker. Says it’s imported from Germany. Not bad. It was $.84 for a pint.
Also, I’m buying a Sig Sauer M400 Elite with part of my tax refund. ‘Merica.
How accurate are those ?