I got my hair did today. So I got that going for me. Had a decent dinner in a weird restaurant last night. Maybe it was the blue lighting in the bar. Maybe it was that we were the youngest couple on our side of the restaurant by at least 10 years. Maybe it was the fact that our server looked like he got dragged off a bar stool at the shuffleboard court. Anyhow, lovely dinner with my wife until the fucker brought me the wrong wine — on purpose. I still tipped him, but I was hot. Bring me. What the fuck. I ordered. Don’t save me $2 on a glass of wine. So he got the minimum I give for holiday nights.

I don’t know the answer to the mystery, Do you think he was exploring his hobosexuality?

From the “Trump is not our ally” files. A sales tax? Sure, just repeal the 16th Amendment first.

Well, there’s at least one clear hero in the school shooting yesterday. Rest well, Coach Fies, you done good.

Nothing to see here, just move along, sure, its a hole in the theory, but we will get it explained if you just increase our research funding! (Just how much of the Earth does weather have to affect before it becomes climate?)

I’m digging this riff today. Even if the vocal loop is a little weird.