Some of you might remember my inaugural post last year. So, I ask you, what are your plans for this evening this year? As reading this website is ipso facto evidence that you are not of a normal sexuality, are you
- Spending the evening with your porn wife on Pornhub?
- Peering through your closet door, watching me have sex with your wife?
- Watching videos of me having sex with someone else’s wife at thepiebaldbull.com?
- Crossdressing as Bea Arthur and sniffing the pair of panties you stole from the laundromat while the theme from Maude plays in the background?
- Reading a Sugarfree post?
Let me know in the comments below so I can vicariously experience your plans while pleasuring myself.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Yes
A lizard of excess should have this playing in the background.
Uhhh…
I made a hershey’s chocolate cake with peanut-butter icing for the girlfriend.
She thicc AF, yo
Pics.
totes NSFW. I cant risk the FamilyFriendly rating
How do you have a NSFW picture of a cake?
Surely a man of your worldly disposition is familiar with the classic masterpiece of cinema “American Pie”, yes?
I want him to say it.
Fine.
https://postimg.org/image/fhewlbhxb/
Delicious.
That does look tasty.
It was deemed acceptable- aforementioned thicc girl did that damage to it.
I came.
Finally a thicc picture I like.
Strawberry cupcakes with Cream cheese Frosting
Peering through your closet door, watching me have sex with your wife?
Let me know in the comments below so I can vicariously experience your plans while pleasuring myself.
Schrödinger’s pussy paradox.
Only if you are bound to causality.
+1 Doomcock
There are two types of libertarians.
Country and Western?
Rock and Roll
That was awesome. I’m still laughing as I type this reply. 😀
Just finished the weekly review of the teenager’s internet history.
He’s not subscribed to HM’s pornhub channel yet, so I think he’s going to be ok.
“Yet”
Good thing he’s not looking at your history.
Now that’s a frightening thought
Why is there no “All of the Above”?
I already watched some Pornhub movies.
Link?
Link.
That may be the best video in existence.
Is that Elizabeth Warren?
We have a family friendly rating here.
You can find me hanging out at r/bimbofetish under the handle “OppaiSenpai”.
https://i.imgur.com/NyGGuMW.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Rrhhv9Z.jpg
Well done.
My Valentine’s Day. Step back.
You did weird laundry?
Alone tonight, but hopefully will get to spend time with the Potential Girlfriend on Saturday.
Potential? Does she know?
She’s still tied up in the basement, + the chloroform should wear off soon
What is “5 Things I’ve Given Up for Lent this year?”
“5 Things I’ve Given Up for Lent this year”
1. The Runs
2. NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt
3. Earwigs
4. TOS
5. Biopics about Mr. Rogers
I gave up self-denial. That pretty much covers the other 4.
I was referring to the 5 bullet points at the top of the post.
Yes, but why pass up a chance to do my own list of five?
Thank you, Jeopardy-playing sandwich guy!
I’m no quitter.
Camel Walk.
From the side bar Ditch Diggin’ Q approved.
Been married long enough that neither of us gives a *fuck* about this holiday.
Also as previously stated, Chinese New Year came late this year (I’m glad it finally happened, I was beginning to think Chinese New Year was pregnant, and that is one problem I don’t need right now), so this week we’re doing family shit every other night. No time for love, Dr. Jones.
I cleaned the shower, did the laundry and made Bolognese spaghetti for dinner. New table cloth and lit a candle. She seemed happy.
That Robot Jonah Jameson never made any sense to me. It’s hard to be a frickin’ supervillain when you don’t have opposable thumbs or the ability to see who’s about to nuke you in the back of the head.
I wouldn’t want those mandrels anywhere near my butthole, so that alone qualifies as supervillain if you ask me.
And I thought I was the only one that made ‘sketti with bologna.
*Begins typing in thepiebal…and stops*
Hey, wait a minute! I am not that easily fooled.
My Valentines Evening
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Some quality time hardening Windows 10 on my new (old) laptop that arrived today. Installation of updates, making of recovery disks, running of diagnostics.
“hardening Windows 10”
Nerd euphemism.
“on my new (old) laptop” no less.
Honestly, Windows 10 is starting to frustrate me at work.
I’ve got a downgrade path back to 7 if I really need to do it, but I’ve got most of 10’s bullshit disabled. If I didn’t have to have Windows on this box I’d be running an *ix of some sort.
Here’s a Valentine’s Day Special for you all.
Possibly NSFW. I also love the stupid title of the video.
Nice job on the link, Gilmore™.
? Works for me.
Ohhhh…….there wasn’t one when I typed that out. I blame the vatican.
It *is* amazing.
I have an appointment this weekend @ Home Depot/Lowe’s. Im putting that link on every “smart” appliance I can find.
The rapid cuts are a thing of beauty.
Interracial.
You misspelled “inter-special”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU_T3ww-GQM
Fish tacos. Breaded Alaskan cod, lime crema, pico de gallo, Mexican cheese, and jalapeño salsa.
For dessert, Jack Daniels and lube.
No Chipotle?
I do have some in the crema. But I don’t call it by name since that allegedly Mexican fast casual “dinning establishment” ruined it for everyone.
Speaking of-which – Chipotle just hired Taco Bell CEO as their new CEO. I abhor Chipotle, but now wondering whether I should invest as I am sure the new CEO will significantly reduce COG, but I’ll need to prepare for the inevitable food safety nightmare…
Don’t know if you saw my reply, but I’m sure I was the one who made the mistake about the Hyatt. I’m really sorry to have wasted some of your time here. Hope you had a nice trip, anyways. ?
No worries at all – I am very sorry we missed each other. I did see your post and thanks for the tip re: government building. We spent a significant amount of time evaluating the robot prototypes for 2020 (never ask American nerds a question…). Had a great trip (other than the return flight) and have been catching-up on work/family obligations this week.
I’m conflicted on that. I used to follow Chipotle very closely, but I don’t anymore.
There are obviously some business processes that are broken at CMG, but…. Will Niccol fix the problems, or alienate their customer base? I don’t know enough to have a strong opinion, so I’m staying out of it.
What flavor lube?
Redtube, thank you very much.
The video’s title asks if the dick is big enough for her, but no criteria are provided. How am I supposed to provide an answer?
I hate existentialist porn.
I’m not saying it was “Aliens”, but…..
La Breste
Roll for anal circumference?
Some Songs takes Years to finish, and being OCD. well you can’t stop until they are perfect,even though they never are,
OCD OCD OCD OCD!
I was at work all day. I ordered my wife flowers from the local flower shop to be delivered to her today. They charged my bank account but didn’t deliver. Now I’m pissed they fucked me amd my wife is pissed I didn’t get her anything. FML.
I’m not sure if burning the shop down in response is a violation of the NAP or not, but if I was on the jury I’d acquit.
taken into consideration.
I couldn’t find the Candy Wifey wanted, so i got Her a Frappachino, she was Pleased,
/30 Years Bro.. Just say’n
I had that problem about 10 years ago. They failed to deliver to her at work on time.
I emailed “UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU TO DELIVER HER FLOWERS AT WORK ON FEBRUARY 15TH OR THEREAFTER”
At that point in my life, flowers on the 14th were worth 50 bucks to me. Flowers on the 15th are worth nothing.
They delivered on the 15th, and informed me that they were giving me a 10% discount. Fuck you, talk to AMEX.
She insisted we not get anything except cards for each other because we have other things that need purchasing, so we went to a small place and had rice bowls for dinner because we are too lazy to cook right now.
Sam’s choice Pulled Beef sammiches and loaded Potato skins, Yummy!
You have agood wife.
When will this senseless murder spree end? PLEASE ENACT GUN LAWS!
Who needs the atomic clock when you’ve got my sister keeping the time?
surely that young man would have had second thoughts about murdering 17 people if regulations were more-strict
He was within 1000 feet of a school! What was he thinking?
They should expand the School Safety Zone rules to ban the use of weapons within such zones. Hell, make it illegal to shoot ANYONE within that area!
Keep our kids safe!
/derp
These shootings expose the lack of objectivity and intellectual honesty on the left to such a degree that anyone remotely interested in the truth can see right through them. Their glee at being handed a new data point to cherry pick is disgusting. Fuck overall trends and acknowledgement of counter narrative arguments that are sound. I got child’s body to stand on.
Was at class this afternoon and watching Valentine’s day movie with the missus this eveneing so didn’t see that until now. Goddam it.
I’ll say what I said in response on derpbook to friends coming at it from both sides:
In a free society, you cannot stop evil people from doing evil things. And in a totalitarian one, they simply can do evil to larger numbers of people for longer periods of time.
Testing out some software today. I’m liking the product…On a totally unrelated note, who here does a good Trump impression?
Gilmore, his Hair is almost Orange…
Wondering about actual impersonations…for a friend. Totally unrelated to anything I’m doing. Completely. Just asking out of curiosity.
fiverr is your friend.
‘hire’ makes it sound like I can afford to pay.
Pewdiepie used them. $5 iirc, and look at the impact of the project.
$5, that’s like a half a days budget for me. I’m not a big fish like most others on this site.
Last night’s stop off on the way home.. Jack rocks, brownies and a pint of Yebisu. Yusef approves?
I don’t see an Japanese women…I don’t approve.
Flower power Japanese chick in her 40’s made the brownies. Best bartender of dive bars in town. Would be hawt were it not for the giant mole on her nose.
Pittsburgh Nelly!
Dagnabbit, I think my last Pittsburgh Nelly had the beetus.
Sorry I missed your question last Friday, C. Trying to read through the posts, and all.
What was the Question?
You had asked why I was on late.
Work. Always work.
Ok, yeah, I saw that answer….can you by any chance do a good Trump impersonation? Asking for a friend…
You know, I’d like to think I’m a good voices guy, but not Trump. TBH I’ve not really ever watched enough of him to get a sense of his voice mannerisms and whatnot. Sorry.
/Would love to do voice acting.
I think I can do good voice acting as well, but what I feel I’m good at never seems to be what I need. The conundrum of life.
Brownies and a Pint? what’s not to love!
I can eat two scoops of ice cream.
The important question:
Cake, Sugar, or, Waffle?
Waffle.
::eyes Gustave::
OK…you passes that one.
Dammit…
*passed
He’ll pass it, too. Given the lateness of my post, he probably already did.
Top officials from the CIA, NSA, FBI and the Defense Intelligence Agency testified in front of the Senate Intelligence Committee on Tuesday that the Chinese smartphone makers posed a security threat to American customers
…because they’re not susceptible to the back door bypass the IC already has in domestic phones? I mean c’mon, where does anyone in those grandstanding kabuki hearings think “non”-Chinese smartphones come from? That’s right off assembly lines in China using quite a few Chinese engineered or built subcomponents. But it’s only the Chinese smartphone makers that are a threat.
Just about every ethernet chip in consumer, and commercial grade technology manufactured in the last 10 years will be either of Chinese manufacture, or will be using Chinese ASICs driving them. It’s probable that almost every Bluetooth and wireless circuit is the same.
If the Chinese wanted to put backdoors in place, they’d have already done so.
That’s not to say they haven’t, simply that these top officials are doing whatever it is they’re meant to be doing, wrong.
What? That just killed me. Shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard, but it did.