Last time here, I talked about some heavier games. Time to switch it back up and go with some luck heavy games. Luck heavy games generally involve either dice or decks of cards and tend towards the lighter side. The more luck involved in a game, the more likely a less skilled player in the game will win. All of these games feature heavy luck elements, and we’ll be going from lighter to heavier as the games go on.
Game 1) We’ve got goblins and swords – Welcome to the Dungeon / Welcome Back to the Dungeon (2-4 players)
These are two games that are essentially the same game with a some minor tweaks. So if you have to pick one, pick the one that has heroes that sound more interesting to you. This game features a strong element of push your luck, and playing the other players. This game does feature player elimination, but it plays quickly (15-20 minutes a game) so no one has to sit too long. Each round a hero is selected, and all of his (or her) gear is set out. Each hero has different gear that gives different abilities (as an example, the warrior gets a torch that kills monsters that have odd values, while the thief has an item to avoid any one creature). There is then a deck of monster cards that are shuffled. Taking turns, players may either pass, or draw a card. If they draw a card they look at it, and either put it into the dungeon, or remove it from the dungeon and take a piece of gear away from the hero. If you pass, you are out of the round. Once only one player hasn’t passed, the final player runs the hero through the dungeon of monsters. If they survive, they claim a treasure card. If they fail, the first time they take damage, the second time they are dead and eliminated from the game. The game ends when either one player has claimed two treasures, or only one player has survived. This is a light filler game, with nice chunky cardboard pieces for the hero equipment, and is well suited to playing with younger gamers.
Game 2) Gambling without the risk – Las Vegas (3-6 players)
Las Vegas… you’re probably expecting mobs, and guns, and neon, but instead you get a bunch of dice, some casino boards, and cards with various amounts of money listed on them. Each player starts with eight 6 sided dice in their supply, and if you are playing with less than 6 players (which I would recommend) a set number of white dice that represent the house. The setup is easy, set out the six casino boards (each labeled with a die value of 1 to 6) in order, shuffle the money cards and start dealing them to each casino, stopping when they have a value of at least $50,000 on them. On each player’s turn, they roll all of their dice, sort them based on the displayed value, then select one set of dice to place on a casino tile. So if your first roll is three 1’s, two 2’s, one 3, one 4, and one 6. You can select the 1’s, and you place the three dice on the casino board with the 1 value listed on it. The round ends when all players have placed all of their dice. Then the winnings are awarded, and whoever has the most dice on a casino gets the highest value card, second most the second most valuable card (if there is one), and so on. The trick comes when you get to ties. If more than a single player have the same amount of dice on a casino board, those dice are removed from the board. So if Abby, Brandon, and Carol are playing, and Abby and Brandon have 4 dice on a board, while Carol has 1. Carol wins the valuable card from that board, and Abby and Brandon walk away empty handed. If you’re playing with less than six players, then those white dice represent the house, and are placed with your dice following the same rules. The game goes for four rounds (or more or less as long as you agree to it before hand), with the start player moving between rounds, with the winner being the player with the most cash at the end.
Game 3) Sneaking into a dragon’s lair – Clank (2-4 players)
Clank is a relatively new game, and is a twist on the traditional deck-builder games. In this game, each player represents an adventurer trying to sneak into a dragon’s lair, grab an artifact and get out of dodge before the dragon kills them. This is done by building a personal deck of cards (all players start with the same personal deck) by purchasing new cards from a communal display. These purchased cards either have an immediate effect, or they are placed into your discard pile and you hope to see them again soon. Cards can provide some or all of the following:
- Movement – Allows you to move your meeple on the board
- Skill – Allows you to purchase new cards
- Coins – Victory points at the end of the game, and can be used to purchase some items
- Swords – Combat strength to kill monsters, and move through dangerous passages
- Clank – Being noisy in the dungeon, attracting the attention of the dragon
- Other special abilities (healing, ability to purchase items, draw cards, etc).
As each player accumulates Clank, they put a colored cube into a region of the board. As players purchase cards from the communal display, new cards come out, and some of these cards trigger the dragon to attack. Any time the dragon attacks, all of the Clank cubes on the board go into a bag (which also contains a number of neutral black cubes) the bag is shaken up, and a number of cubes is drawn from the bag. If a cube of your color comes out, you’ve taken damage and must move a tracking cube down one space on your health tracker. If a neutral cube comes out, no one is injured this time, but there are now less neutral cubes in the bag. The end game is triggered by either a person dying, or by the first player who grabs an artifact and escapes the dungeon (all players who successfully escape get a token worth 20 points). Once the end game is triggered, all of the remaining players have four turns to get their artifacts and escape, with the dragon attacking more ferociously every turn. If you run out of turns and are in the bottom half of the dungeon after your last turn, you have been buried in the collapsing dungeon. If you’ve at least made it to the top half alive, then the villagers dig you out, and you score your deck. At the end of the game, all of the players add up their victory points from cards, tokens, artifacts, coins, and crowns. The winner is the player with the most points.
If the dungeon raiding aspect doesn’t appeal to you, there is also a rethemed version called Clank! In! Space! (don’t blame me for the name…) which is set in space.
Here’s hoping one of these press your luck games is up your alley, and we’ll be back soon with some games that are a bit harder to acquire (but can still be found without breaking the bank)..
Straffinrun: “Does this finger smell like +9 Charisma?”
I’ve been giggling about that all day.
Literal Out Loud
Of all the nerdy things I’ve done, D&D is one that I have no clue about. I can follow along with comic book nerds even if they never held my interest. Hell, I even understood the DragonBall Z nerds when I found that show unwatchable. D&D is my blind spot.
So you know of theater? Think of D&D as improv with random successes and a rough structure. It’s one of the oldest of the RPG’s, but far from the best (IMNSHO).
I meant it more as not getting the in-references. I know the basic concept, but my friends were never into it so I never played. +9 charisma sounds like a lot to me, but I’m guessing the joke is that the +9 charisma was at the expense of other traits, thus the angry response??
So, in D&D (most versions) stats are rated from 3-18, with 9-11 being average. Honestly, there’s no such thing as a +9 charisma, as it would require a stat over 30, so I’m guessing the joke was that the finger didn’t smell like a 9 Charisma (hence, average). For reference, any attribute at an 18 (max human ability) is a +3.
And the worst game for doing things like that was Villains and Vigilantes, which really sucked if you were a middle school player trying to follow the rules. As all of the stats (including resources) were based on your real life situation.
Played one last week called Viticulture. I honestly thought the idea of a game based on making and selling wine sounded stupid, but it turned out to be fun.
From the makers of Scythe, if you’ve played that.
I have, and have the collector’s edition with the Tuscany expansion. A nice worker placement game.
I didn’t know there was an expansion.
Playing a lot of Forever Evil right now. Love DC deckbuilder. Also just picked up The Thing, but haven’t played it yet.
I highly recommend picking up Tuscany if you like Viticulture. The Mamas and the Papas and the Grande worker really help with some issues I had with the base game (they may have been added to the Viticulture Essential Edition so you may have played with them already).
DC Deckbuilder is fun, but the attempts to try to theme it in the game can hurt, as I’m also a comic geek. But if you like that, try to find a game of Clank to play, it really is fun (and the girlfriend likes it because I usually die, her goal in most games is just to beat me). Right now we’re picking through our collection to decide what to take down to the con we’re going to be at in a couple of weeks. Thankfully she’s driving so we aren’t limited to the cargo capacity of my Mini Cooper.
*thinks about reading article*
*thinks about writing*
*thinks about writing article*
I have to paint stuff for the Kitbash article. And I got one of the paints I needed today,
Well, there ya have it.
I kit-bashed an entire plague furnace for my old Skaven. Used green play-doh with green glitter for the chunk of warpstone.
I hate painting fur… that’s the only reason I don’t collect skaven.
How do you……oh, never mind.
It involves a razor saw, two varieties of paint, three types of glue, and a judicious use of epoxy putty.
With my “paint sprayer” wink wink
OT but the headline is from cnn. Black Panther is to film what barrack Obama’s is to the presidency. Sidney Poitier hardest hit?
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/09/opinions/black-panther-black-america-donald-trump-bailey-opinion/index.html
I will probably somewhat like the black Panther movie, I thought Wonder Woman was ok but they are so hyperbolic it’s hard not to laugh and feel kinda sorry for them.
“Black Panther is to film what barrack Obama’s is to the presidency.”
So, far too long, no intermission, and depressing?
Expensive, lots of “blah, blah, blah”, and drone strikes on children.
^^^ well done
preachy, inauthentic, and obviously communist?
Oh, for the love of Crikey. I can see Obama reading that and standing around in front of the mirror for the next year in a superhero costume.
They already have shirts for the family crest. http://www.wfxb.com/2015/12/18/can-newton-reps-purrbaca-for-a-cause/
Like this: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/joke-battles/images/3/3d/062009_obama_t.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20151208002101
Or maybe this: https://patriotsandpaulies.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/how-is-president-obama-like-a-superhero-1.png?w=584&h=584
Perhaps this https://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fs-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fd6%2F49%2F4b%2Fd6494bfafd7f6ae4426c8875c22e32a5.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F479985272772599897%2F&docid=ekcC0kmLZ9VXyM&tbnid=zYkNt-jhvqKXfM%3A&vet=1&w=480&h=360&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim
TW: Comic book “professionals”
https://www.bleedingcool.com/2018/02/10/comic-creators-get-naked-sell-comics/
I’m in the market for a press your luck game. How does Welcome compare with the gold-standard of the genre, Incan Gold?
Welcome (and Welcome Back) is much more of fillers, as the game plays in about 15 minutes. I’ll say that Incan Gold plays better with higher player counts, and Welcome plays better with lower player counts (as it only plays up to 4). Welcome also has much more of a bluffing element where you may discard a piece of equipment that you know is necessary to survive the dungeon crawl, hoping to get a chance to pass so someone else has to take the run into failure. At under $15, I would recommend it.
Hmm, ok. Most of my gaming is either 2 player with either my wife or my kid. Sometimes we can get all three of us at the table at once. Kiddo might find Welcome and/or Welcome Back wrapped up for his upcoming birthday.
My kickstarter editions of Rising Sun and Centauri Saga showed up this week. If I weren’t also recovering from the flu my friends would be over playing them already.
OT: Bill Murray, voice of reason.
I kinda expected him to be full lefty. I saw him once at an airport, no cool story just wasn’t expecting to see him in North Carolina or to be using a pay phone. Apparently he owns a baseball team there or something.
OT: Are any of you addicted to cheese? Come on you know who you are!
You are among friends, we can help you.
Wood https://lsa.umich.edu/psych/people/graduate-students/eorenste.html
*insert frumunda cheese joke here*
Oh Hell’s yeah
My My….
Addicted? I like cheese, but no. Addicted to beer maybe.
I’m playing Race cars today,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/3tSp1j0ItWM73xCH2
I outfitted my Coor’s Light 40 oz in the finest paper sack, and just ordered pizza. The EARTquake I got @ Kroger is chilling nicely in the freezer.
Hi YUSEF
“Do you like gladiator Movies?”
Sup Tres! Got me some Cobras and one Big Torp, gonna do some drinkin and drivin!
After seeing your layouts, I almost got that stuff for my son for Christmas but opted for a bunch of the track builder sets instead. They use regular HW cars so are a bit more resilient for a rambunctious 4 year old.
Agreed, it’s not for the little ones, but if it’s around when He’s 6, go for it, You’ll love it.
Hot Wheels came out when I was Four, and My Dad really loved playing with our sets and cars,
/hehe
Leslie Morgan Steiner in WaPo: “Domestic abuse” was “terrifying connection” between Tamerlan Tsarnaev and Omar Mateen
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2018/02/leslie-morgan-steiner-in-wapo-domestic-abuse-was-terrifying-connection-between-tamerlan-tsarnaev-and-omar-mateen
Yeah…that’s the ticket!
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Tamerlan Tsarnaev was the Boston Marathon jihad bomber. He had vowed to die for Islam. His brother and accomplice, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, said that his brother carried out the Boston jihad attack because he wanted to defend Islam.
Omar Mateen was the Pulse Nightclub jihad mass murderer. He said on 911 calls that he made during pauses in committing his murders: “I pledge my allegiance to (unidentifiable name) on behalf of the Islamic State” and “Call me Mujahideen, call me the Soldier of God.”
So what is the “terrifying connection” between Tsarnaev and Mateen? Islam. But Leslie Morgan Steiner is part of the American intelligentsia that views Islam as a religion of peace no matter how high the jihad body count gets. It would be “Islamophobic” for her to think otherwise. So what is the “terrifying connection” between Tsarnaev and Mateen as far as she is concerned? “Domestic abuse.”
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Plus they were both men.
Ooh, that’s good. I’m surprised they didn’t go with that.
Every time this happens, I am reminded of a certain Far Side cartoon.
You don’t need to be the Brahmin of Baker Street to connect the dots.
Wait… what? People still play games that aren’t on a computer? Archaic!
I’m getting ready to fire up ME Andromeda Digital Deluxe version again. I got it free, well not exactly free, but free download from my Origin Access account. I played about an hour last night, liking it so far, but it’s quite apparent that it’s borrowing things from Dragon Age Inquisition, which is a game I also like. Good graphics and combat though. Weird story, runs great.
Dragon Age is a series that I think went downhill after the first game.
The first one is pretty epic. But I have to disagree. The 2nd one is one of the most underrated games ever. Inquisition is also very good. When it first came out it was poorly optimized and very buggy, but all of that has been fixed.
Still, the first one is a classic. I love the real time pausable combat. I remember one time I was in a big fight and I paused and there was an eyeball flying past my head, frozen in the moment.
So, did anyone see that Bill Maher has come out against #metoo, saying it’s the police state of sex? Every once and a while, this guy will get something right, between being a complete ass almost all of the other time.
I have a grudging respect for a guy who has the guts to say unpopular things over and over. He’s pretty much the only prog honest enough to acknowledge the reality of militant Islam.
Most of the time, he is a jackass, though he is sometimes eclipsed.
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A congressman says comedian Bill Maher’s (search) comment that the U.S. military has already recruited all the “low-lying fruit” is possibly treasonous and at least grounds to cancel the show.
Rep. Spencer Bachus (search), R-Ala., takes issue with remarks on HBO’s “Real Time With Bill Maher,” first aired May 13, in which Maher points out the Army missed its recruiting goal by 42 percent in April.
“More people joined the Michael Jackson fan club,” Maher said. “We’ve done picked all the low-lying Lynndie England (search) fruit, and now we need warm bodies.”
…
In a statement released Monday night, Maher defended his support for the American armed forces.
“Anyone who knows anything about my views and has watched my show knows that I have nothing but the highest regard for the men and women serving this country around the world,” Maher said in the statement.
Bachus said he was appalled after watching a rerun of the show shortly after returning from a visit to Germany, in which he met with a paralyzed American soldier in the hospital. He has since written to Time Warner, HBO’s parent company.
“I don’t want [Maher] prosecuted,” Bachus said. “I want him off the air.”
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/2005/05/23/bill-maher-remark-about-army-borders-on-treason-lawmaker-says.html
“I don’t want [Maher] prosecuted,” Bachus said. “I want him off the air.”
I have no problem defending someone in a case like this, whether I like them or not. That’s one big difference between the left and libertarians. Bachus can go fuck himself with a cactus. Sometimes I can’t tell if there’s much difference in the GOP and Democrats. They’re both statist, just in different ways.
There are bigger idiots and worse assholes than Maher. His arrogance is the worst of it….so, unwatchable.
Smothers Brothers were run out of town the same way, and they were right about plenty. Sometimes 60k friends hafta die before an American will pull his head out of his own ass.
-United States Constitution Article III, section 3
Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court. –
The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.
A case like this, as Hyp points out, gets people to show their colors. I cant stand the sight or sound of that asshole Maher but this is where I have to step up for him. Thanks a lot Spencer, you ass.
In what way is Maher committing an act that borders on treason?
Hey Neph, I appreciate the game articles. Any opinion or experience on the D&D castle Ravenloft board game?
https://smile.amazon.com/Dungeons-Dragons-Castle-Ravenloft-Board/dp/0786955570
Sean,
There’s a whole series of D&D board games, most of which are dungeon crawlers. They work well enough for a co-op game (of which I’m not a big fan), and stick to the theme fairly well. If you like co-op games, and like the D&D theme, you will most likely enjoy it.
Thanks.
Did I mention I played Settlers of Catan for the first time a few weeks ago? I LOVED it. I am really not a board game geek, and for me to enjoy a game, it has to be relatively easy to learn the mechanics, then I can jump right into strategy without a huge learning curve.
Welcome to the world of board games. Catan is a great starter game, and gets a lot of players into the hobby. If you’re looking for similar games, just let me know what kind of themes (if theme is important to you) you enjoy.
I got introduced to the world of board games via Agricola. Holy shit, that game stresses me out! I’ll stick with Settlers for a while and let you know if I’m ready to move beyond 🙂
Yeah… Agricola is not a game I would use to introduce someone to games. One of the points that annoys me is those who just recommend their favorite games, even if it’s not a good fit for the new players.
“Who has wood for my sheep?”
Seth Macfarlane at his best: (totes NSFW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chhUG53PdSI
He should hire some new manatees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyetbvrQjOs
Ooh, I’m reminded of “Pit” for some reason.
I haven’t played Pit since I was a kid. I have the game (picked it up off of ebay for cheap), but haven’t had the opportunity to play it.
PIT is great, but now that I’m old & grumpy, it just reminds me of Wickard v. Filbrun. Then I haz sadz.
“I’ll sell 10 wheat”
“Sorry comrade, your wheat allowance this year is 8. Go straight to jail”
“What? We’re not playing Monopoly!”
You may discover that you just do not like shitty board games. Most board games that Americans grew up with are shit. There are a lot of good “minutes to learn, lifetime to master” type games out there for you to discover. A game called Ra is my favorite. My wife’s is called Small World.
The person who exposed you to Agricola may actually hate you though. One board game podcast calls the game “Misery Farmer” and I think they are right.
Being introduced to board gaming via Agricola (or Diplomacy, for that matter) is like having your significant other introduce you to shooting with a S&W 500.
I hope you aren’t saying Diplomacy is a bad game. I wouldn’t like that I’d have to stab you at some point.
Not a bad game at all. But a bit of an extreme introduction to board games.
The upside is that being introduced to it as ones first board game is unlikely to bruise your forehead.
First handgun I ever shot was a Colt Python. I had a bruise on my forehead for a week. Didn’t learn till years later how close to death I came that day. Guns, rednecks, and beer do not mix.
That is to say, my first time shooting firearms was when I was a very young teen, shooting with some drunk redneck adults who absolutely should have known better. After demonstrating some absolute beginner’s luck shooting clay pigeons and empty beer cans, they wan’t put me in my place a little bit and though it would be hillllllllllllarious to start me on the Python and not warn me about how it will kick.
Hey, KK. If you haven’t found this yet. A good place to get lost
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7b4vf55aQl1zwtQ71UAdzKYWgIW_REAV
Neato!!!
RUSH IS THE GREATEST BAND EVER
No
Well, second to BOC, anyway.
*sighs and rubs bridge of nose*
Let’s not be jealous, now.
ZEBRA for the win!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofz0iJQd-xU
Isn’t there some inner tube rule that says”your favorite band/singer sucks!”?
No, but your Band Sucks!
There’s a podcast. Google it.
Is it that guy from Something Awful?
a relevant Dilbert cartoon
“Solitaire is too hard. I’ll just put the cards in random piles and declare myself the winner. Hmm, that was surprisingly satisfying.”
From an Antifa vs. Trumpalo video
[Antifas start burning US flag]
Trumpalo: You know, in communist countries, you’d get shot for that.
Antifa: Uh, actually, this is a US flag.
[head desk]
Well he’s right. They’re not gonna shoot you in a communist country for burning the American flag.
I swear there’s a Yakov Smirnoff joke like this, but I can’t find it. Something like “In the US we have freedom. We can burn the American flag on the Whitehouse lawn and not go to jail. But in USSR we had freedom too. You could burn the American flag in front of the Kremlin and also not go to jail.”
Can’t find it through.