TEMPORARILY ESCAPED ZARDOZ’S WRATH.

RETURNS TO ADVISE THE CHOSEN ONES!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. THE BRUTAL WEBSITE “SLATE” HAS VEXED ZARDOZ. THEY INSIST ON GIVING ADVICE THAT CAN LEAD YOU ASTRAY! ZARDOZ RETURNS TO INSTRUCT THE CHOSEN ONES, AND NAIVE BRUTALS TOO. RECEIVE THEN, THE GIFT OF ADVICE!

 

Q. Custody: I am a single mom, with one daughter, dating a man with two sons. We were on the road to getting married, but that has reached a screeching halt.

My boyfriend’s 14-year-old son is a Nazi. He is addicted to alt-right sites and uses white nationalist rhetoric. Worse, he has acted aggressively toward my daughter and me (my mother was Persian and my ex is South Asian). He was encouraged by his mother until he was suspended from school for stalking and threatening a girl.

My boyfriend tells me I am the love of his life and to trust him, but I am afraid. I don’t want to lose him, but I am not putting my daughter anywhere around this. Can you see any way through this?

A. OF COURSE ZARDOZ CAN SEE A WAY THROUGH THIS! DID NOT ZARDOZ RAISE THE CHOSEN ONES FROM BRUTALITY? DID NOT ZARDOZ GIVE THE GIFT OF THE GUN? BRUTAL, PLEASE.

THERE IS NO NEED OF SAVING OR THERAPY…YOU WERE PARTLY CORRECT WHEN MENTIONING “BOARDING SCHOOL”. A NEW SCHOOL IS IN ORDER. THE YOUNG BRUTAL MUST HAVE HIS AGGRESSION CHANNELED PROPERLY. PETTY STALKING AND THREATENING IS NOT ENOUGH! ZARDOZ WILL TAKE THE YOUNG BRUTAL, INTO THE CARE OF HIS CHOSEN ONES.

“TEACHERS” AND “MENTORS”

THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS CAN SERVE AS HIS “EDUCATORS”. HE WILL BE TAUGHT THE FINE ART OF CLEANSING THE WORLD OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS, WHO ARE LEGION. ANY “NAZI” NONSENSE WILL BE BEATEN OUT OF HIM – FOR THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR SERVICE TO ZARDOZ AND THE VORTEX!

INSTRUCTOR IN SERVING THE VORTEX.

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

 

Q. Socializing with dementia: My cognitive functioning (memory, language, comprehension) has been declining faster than average for my age (68). Recently, after a thorough work-up by a neurologist specializing in dementia, I was told that I have progressive dementia (probably not Alzheimer’s).

My problem is that I’ve become what I call “socially vulnerable.” At least, that’s how I feel. It’s hard to remember important things about people—not just their names, but the fact that their spouse is dead, for example. I begin to talk about something I’ve read or heard, then my mind goes blank. I say odd things because I don’t put two and two together, or fail to comprehend in the first place.

My close friends know about my condition. I feel that they are distancing in a subtle way. Acquaintances look at me quizzically and exit the conversation. I know about suggestions made by various Alzheimer’s associations regarding memory aides. I’m still living independently and am able to take care of my finances. But I feel awkward and at risk whenever I open my mouth. I find myself avoiding social situations, which isn’t good for the depression I’ve had off and on most of my adult life. Do you have any suggestions on how to help myself with this?

A. ZARDOZ HAS PLENTY OF EXPERIENCE WITH THIS – WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN AGED AS PUNISHMENT, BY THE ETERNALS, YOU WILL HAVE THE SYMPTOMS YOU DESCRIBE. OBVIOUSLY YOU DID SOMETHING AGAINST THE SOCIAL CONTRACT OF THE VORTEX COMMUNITY. REMEMBER, IT TAKES A VILLAGE TO CRUSH AN IMMORTAL INTO A DODDERING OLDSTER!

GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED.

YOU MUST STOP TRYING TO GO TO SECOND LEVEL MEDITATION WITH YOUR OLD FRIENDS. INSTEAD, YOU MUST FIND OTHERS OF THE DEMENTED AND BAND TOGETHER. YOUR NEW TASK WILL BE TO MARCH AROUND THE VORTEX AND HOLD ABSURD CEREMONIES.

IF YOUR HANDS ARE TOO SHAKY, DO NOT CARRY A TORCH.

YOU WILL REMAIN AS A WARNING TO OTHERS TO NOT OFFEND THE ETERNALS! EVENTUALLY YOUR USEFULNESS WILL WANE, AND YOU WILL DISCARDED.

ENDSTATE.

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.