Thursday Afternoon Links!

Hey everybody, greetings. I hope we all had lunches in line with our GlibFit goals. My oldest is home from school “sick” (not his fault — rules at his school say if they run a fever over 100.5 they have to stay out of school at least one day) and my mother brought us Chik-Fil-A for lunch. I only had a couple of waffle fries. Yummy, ideal surface area to volume ratio for dipping, waffle fries. But enough about me. Here’s some links:

I wrote an article for an online ‘zine probably a decade or more ago arguing that euthanasia was an inevitable result of healthcare systems that are run by governments. Here’s a cheery little story about grandma being held down by her family when she saw the needle.

950 miners trapped below ground due to power outage. Welcome to my nightmare

Add this to my list of things that MOND probably explains without magical dark matter.

Virgin wants you to dramatically overpay to join the mile high club. Must bring own partner.

I think this song will find a willing audience here. I just saw a video of these guys at a reunion in 2016. The intervening 30 years were not merciful.

Comments

479 responses to “Thursday Afternoon Links!”

  1. Juvenile Bluster

    I wrote an article for an online ‘zine probably a decade or more ago arguing that euthanasia was an inevitable result of healthcare systems that are run by governments. Here’s a cheery little story about grandma being held down by her family when she saw the needle.

    Netherlands. Huh. I would’ve guessed the UK, though they’re more about killing people against the family’s wishes.

    No death panels though.

    1. Just Say’n

      The UK specializes in killing babies through ignoring the wishes of their parents who want to seek a second opinion. There is a difference

      1. Just Say’n

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Gard_case

        For those unfamiliar with what I am referencing

        1. Hyperion

          Not sure how any informed libertarian could have missed that shit show.

          1. Just Say’n

            Well, TOS seemed to ignore the whole issue….

          2. F. Stupidity Jr.

            Too local.

          3. tarran

            DOH! Damn your nimble fingers!

          4. antisthenes

            He said libertarian.

          5. tarran

            They can’t really cover local issues.

        2. Juvenile Bluster

          There’s a more recent one too.

          http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-42787097

          1. Just Say’n

            I can’t read anymore of those stories. I have a heart of stone, but god damn it, having a kid has made me into a pansy when it comes to sick kids. I can’t

          2. thepasswordispassword

            “The judge has ruled that medics involved in Isaiah’s case cannot be identified.”
            “Barrister Fiona Paterson, representing King’s College Hospital NHS Foundation Trust, told the judge that overwhelming medical evidence showed that stopping treatment was in Isaiah’s best interests.”
            Bioethical hooha is not medical evidence. Christ what assholes.

          3. overwhelming medical evidence showed that stopping treatment was in Isaiah’s the bastards at the NHS’ best interests.

          4. “burdensome”

    2. Pope Jimbo

      While I don’t want the govt killing anyone for purely financial reasons, I also don’t want the govt making it difficult for people who are sick from ending their life on their own terms.

      My father had Guillain–Barré syndrome about 15 years ago. In about 72 hours he went from healthy to paralyzed and on a respirator. No one knew what it was for about 2 or so weeks. During that period of time my father made me promise that if his condition was permanent that I would do what it took to end his life.

      It sucks that we had to have that conversation (and it was spelled out letter by letter because he couldn’t speak. He could only nod when I got to the right letter) because the doctors couldn’t legally help him with his choice.

      Personally after that experience I live in far more fear of being kept alive as a drooling vegetable than I do of being killed off too early.

      1. Tundra

        It’s all about who makes the decision. I want the fucking state nowhere near me or mine.

        1. Pope Jimbo

          Agree that the State should be out of the equation.

          I also hate stories like this. The problem with them is that it can only get so deep into the details of the story.

          I think it is far more likely that the family of the geezer had a much better idea of what the patient wanted than all of us armchair QB’s do. The living will may be ambiguous to lawyers and outsiders, but if the family helped hold her down I think that that is a sign that when the patient was lucid they would have chosen the needle over a life in a home.

          I could be completely wrong. Maybe the family is a huuuuuuge collection of scumbags and this was straight up murder. If that was the case, it still doesn’t warrant making assisted suicide illegal.

        2. Rasilio

          Thing in this case it wasn’t “the state” making the decision. It was the Doctor supported at least somewhat by the family. The only involvement from the state was to review the case after the fact

    3. Rufus the Monocled

      Not surprised it’s the Netherlands. And public health is political beyond belief sometimes.

  2. Just Say’n

    That Washington Post story is disturbing.

    1. Suthenboy

      Well, it is murder.

      1. Just Say’n

        I believe in personal autonomy, but euthanasia always seems to morph into eugenics

        1. Brett L

          Best solution: Charge helpers with murder and let them plead their case to a jury. In a free and open society, it might work.

          1. Florida Man

            For all euthanasia? I think if I want to off myself, that’s my business.

          2. Just Say’n

            Off yourself is fine. No one is helping you there

          3. Brett L

            If you live? Yes.

    2. Psycho Effer

      I wouldn’t say it’s surprising though. The same way that people who love wielding authority over others gravitate toward being cops, people who love having the power of life and death gravitate towards being doctors. I’d like to hear RC Dean’s take on this.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      I do object to using the term “botched”.

      Unless someone accidentally survived, everything went exactly according to plan.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        “poorly executed” then?

        1. Trigger Hippie

          I hate myself for laughing at that.

        2. Atanarjuat

          *judge raises a paper with a perfect 10.0 overhead*

    4. Florida Man

      I would like to see her request for euthanasia if she became demented. The article claims it was ambiguous, but not in what way.

    5. Hyperion

      Hopefully the next person they try that with, pulls out an AR-15 and shoots them all to pieces.

      1. Psycho Effer

        That’s why you secretly sedate them first by spiking their drink, duuuuhh!

        1. Hyperion

          That’s where you pull out the dagger hidden under the pillow and stab the one nearest in the thigh, and then throw it and plant right between the eyes of the one further away. Then when the others are rushing in to make sure grandpa goes quietly, you pull the AR-15 out and prove what you said about outliving them all.

          1. Number.6

            John Wick III screenplay?

  3. thepasswordispassword

    RE: youth in asia
    They’ve already started on about how unhealthy and disabled people are a drain on the system (unless they die first) in Europe. What was that about marxism and open pits?

    1. thepasswordispassword

      This decision came after a Belgian court ordered a different Catholic institution to pay damages to the family of a 74-year-old terminally ill woman because administrators required her to leave the facility for euthanasia. Religious conscience was no defense, the court ruled.

      Enlightened Europeans.

      1. Just Say’n

        Coming to an America near you if the ACLU has its way

        1. antisthenes

          I hope the church engages in civil disobedience to the point of criminal punishment. It helps to underline the difference between justice and social justice. Under justice, you go to prison for committing murder. Under social justice, you go to prison for not committing murder.

          1. Just Say’n

            The church in Europe has gotten spineless. I have no doubt that when this comes to America, though, there will be civil disobedience.

            Cardinal George once famously said before he died: I will die in my bed, my successor will die in jail, his successor will be executed in the public square, and his successor will try to put back together the shattered pieces of a broken society like the church has done so many times throughout its history

      2. All bow before the State!

        “Where is your Messiah now?”

        Fucking slavers.

        1. C. Anacreon

          “Where is your Messiah now?”

          Isn’t that usually a caption for a photo of the pantomime Burger King?

      3. Gustave Lytton

        What damages?

  4. Playa Manhattan

    “I hope we all had lunches in line with our GlibFit goals.”

    Nope. Went to Sugarfish.

    Diet starts tomorrow. Probably.

    1. Ramadan-style fasting without the Islam here. It works.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        I just had 8 courses of sushi. That means I’m going to be really hungry for dinner too. Fasting is probably out.

        1. Yeah I’d probably set aside any fasting for an 8 course sushi meal.

      2. I’m more of a Raman faster.

    2. Atanarjuat

      One of the benefits of, well, having a shitty job where I have to lift heavy things and be on my feet all day, I don’t need a diet, at least not for looks. I can still see my abs, but my younger brother sits at a desk all day and is starting to get a belly.

    3. Florida Man

      I had flank steak with chimichuri and broccoli.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        That’s a solid candidate for dinner. I think I have the stuff for spicy churri in the fridge.

    4. mexican sharpshooter

      I had a Cajun rice bowl from a food truck. It was more expensive than it needed to be, and the retards working at the Fender factory don’t understand how a line works. It’s like a concert with festival seating, they all just stand there and push their way to the front.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        Was it playing Shaggy?

        1. mexican sharpshooter

          Sadly, no.

    5. Does Ritz crackers and ghost pepper summer sausage count?

      1. Brett L

        My asshole just screamed in sympathy for your morning tomorrow.

        1. “What is the sound of one hand clapping asshole screaming?

          1. Something like “EEEEEYAAAHHHHHHPLOPPLOPSPLOOOOSHPLOPPLOPEEEAAARRRRGHH!”

        2. Rasilio

          Is that like a form of chemical Steve Smith defense?

          1. I hadn’t thought of that, although now am tempted to market is as such.

      2. Summer sausage is highly underrated.

        1. And yet highly overrated at the same time.

          Odd.

          1. Obviously not bland enough for UCS.

      3. I had turkey bites and some honey mustard pretzel pieces. Wasn’t that hungry.

    6. The Last American Hero

      I decided to swing by the monocle factory and eat the thin gruel that I feed the orphans. It seems to help keep the extra weight off of their skinny little frames. I must say, I found it to be a bit tasteless and not very filling.

  5. Yusef drives a Kia

    I have never heard them, Good stuff!

  6. Waterfall Insurance

    If the galaxy we live in throws off the standard model… it’s not a very good model.

    1. Suthenboy

      No kidding. The milky way is the most run of the mill, ordinary galaxy imaginable. I am not sure what they mean by synchronized orbits means. Haven’t these guys ever watched floaties circle a drain? That is all a galaxy is, stuff circling a drain.

      1. TK

        Aren’t elliptical galaxies full of really old dim stars actually far more common that spiral galaxies like our own? I think that’s actually by a large margin too.

        1. Mad Scientist

          Here’s the Hubble deep field image if you want to count.

          1. TK

            As much as I love this image, I don’t think this is the way to answer the question.

          2. TK

            Na that’s only in our local cluster. Most galaxies in the observable universe are elipical and filled with dim old stars.

          3. Mad Scientist

            Ha, you’re right. The very next sentence explains it.

    2. Or a very good galaxy to be honest.

      1. Atanarjuat

        It’s got nice beaches, if you know where to look.

        1. “Mostly Harmless”

          1. Timeloose

            +1 Thargoid or Galaxy guide

          2. Timeloose

            I imagine the game designers of Elite were referencing Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

  7. Just Say’n

    http://lpmisescaucus.com/2018/02/01/lp-convention-chair-just-rejected-ron-paul-judge-napolitano-national-convention/

    ‘Libertarian’ Party won’t allow Ron Paul or Judge Napolitano to speak at its convention.

    Prediction: LP 2020 Presidential Candidate will be Mitt Romney and some other failed Republican legislator. Cosmotarian moment!

    1. Drake

      The Nick Gillespie of political parties.

    2. thepasswordispassword

      The LP is exactly what you would expect from establishment anti-establishment types.

    3. Juvenile Bluster

      I could totally see it being Romney.

      We’re starting the Glibertarian Party, and nominating STEVE SMITH and Zed (unfortunately, I do not believe that giant stone heads are constitutionally permitted to run for office, so ZARDOZ cannot be on the ticket.)

      1. Slammer

        Zardoz can be Press Secretary for all the talk shows

        1. SugarFree

          “THE PENIS IS EVIL! NO MORE QUESTIONS!”

          1. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN!

          2. Rasilio

            Well, that would get the Feminist vote

    4. Just Say’n

      https://twitter.com/nsarwark/status/959158481604435968

      Nick Sarwark reacts

      TW: Liberty Hangout is garbage

      1. Just Say’n

        Also: Purge the Cosmos!

        1. Trigger Hippie

          ….Thanos?

      2. Psycho Effer

        I think Sarwark’s Twitter background is stupid. Made me think he was running for something in Arizona at first. Then it made me think he ran the LP into the ground and destroyed it, so now it has to rise from the ashes.

      3. Heroic Mulatto

        Christ, what an asshole!

    5. ChipsnSalsa

      Will they be serving fruit sushi to?

    6. tarran

      Don’t worry. Contra Matt Welch’s snotty rejoinder, the Libertarian Party is utterly inconsequential and should receive approximately the same attention as the National Society of Paper Clip Collectors.

      1. Hey now?! The NSPCC has some pretty wild national conventions, let me tell you!

    7. Chipwooder

      LP 2020 ticket: Egg McMuffin/rotting corpse of John McCain

    8. Hyperion

      It would be pretty ironic if all the establishment Republicans left the GOP and joined the LP party and libertarians started winning elections in the GOP.

      1. Waterfall Insurance

        It’s what they get for chasing ballot access and letting everything else fall apart.

    9. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Jesus fucking Christ, the LP is a goddamn waste of effort and a sad joke. This really is pathetic-enjoy your irrelevance fellas.

      1. The Last American Hero

        And the really sad part is that they are tripping over their own dick when people are fed up with Team Red and Team Blue. I get tripping over your dick when it’s 1999 and people are pretty happy with the way the country works. But approval ratings for everything are at all time lows and they are failing spectacularly at bringing in the disenfranchised.

  8. kinnath

    Deaths panels for everyone!

    1. J. Frank Parnell

      YOU get a death panel! And YOU get a death panel! /President Oprah

  9. Juvenile Bluster

    I’ve spent the day (and will spend tomorrow) in a securities law conference. Exciting.

    I know I’m good at this, but I should’ve literally chosen any other area of law.

    1. Just Say’n

      Bird law

      1. Juvenile Bluster

        Funny thing is (I had to check at the time), Charlie was half right. You can’t legally own a hummingbird as a pet. But you can’t own a gull either.

        By “literally chosen any other area of law”, I probably mean “Why the fuck did I go to law school?”

        1. Suthenboy

          I know at least one lawyer who hasn’t asked that question. Wait, no I dont.

          Also, why would anyone keep a hummingbird as a pet? They are migratory.

          1. Now you do.

            It has been quite useful having my J.D. I owe my non-military career to having it.

    2. Atanarjuat

      At least it ain’t divorce or custody battles.

    3. PBRstreetgang

      What do you do in securities law? I ask because I work in plaintiff side derivative litigation.

      1. *prepares airstrike*

  10. Playa Manhattan

    Wow. If you’re going to send almost 1000 people a half mile underground, it’s insane to not have a backup generator for the elevator. Or a backup elevator, for that matter.

    1. Suthenboy

      One doesnt spend that kind of money on slave labor. A metallurgist that worked for for decades said to me “Nowhere else in the world would this be considered ore. If they didn’t have slave labor the mines would close tomorrow.”

      1. Worked for whom?

        1. Playa Manhattan

          Decades.

          1. Worked for Decades for decades?

          2. Bobarian LMD

            for how long?.

          3. leonadasiv

            Ten years

  11. Drake

    Flynn’s Sentencing hearing is delayed. Either because Mueller is getting more info out of him on the non-existent collusion, or the Judge smells a rat with all the stuff going on with the FBI.

    It’s obvious that they sand-bagged the guy and that the only reason Flynn’s playing along is to avoid them prosecuting his son.

    1. antisthenes

      It occurs to me that, even though he wasn’t technically DOJ at the time, Mueller trying to find the Russian collusion feels an awful lot like OJ trying to find the real murderer.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        “If I Did It”, retitled “If I Did It: Confessions of the Investigator” in later issues, is a book by ghostwriter Hillary Soweto and, purportedly, by O. J. Mueller?

  12. Mad Scientist

    Add this to my list of things that MOND probably explains without magical dark matter.

    Yeah, I’m buying that burrito either. Extraordinary claims (like something we’ve never seen making up 95% of matter) require extraordinary proof. So far there is none.

  13. I’ve noticed that I’m doing laundry more often than I used to.

    I blame exercise. On days when I work out I go through three outfits – the work clothes, the “gym” clothes and the after-“gym” clothes. Compared to other days where I only need the one.

    1. Atanarjuat

      Just hang your office pants back up. They don’t need to be laundered.

        1. Playa Manhattan

          I believe you.

        2. Atanarjuat

          Why?

          1. They’ve been worn.

          2. Waterfall Insurance

            Your just a sucker for big detergent.

          3. Atanarjuat

            Well, then it might be more accurate to say your insistence on washing clean clothes makes you do more laundry, not (just) working out.

          4. more accurate to say your insistence on washing wearing clean clothes makes you do more laundry

          5. Bobarian LMD

            Underwear can be worn 4 times… front to back then repeated inside-out.

          6. “Doesn’t pass the smell test” is a saying for a reason, people.

          7. thepasswordispassword

            What if they out rank you?

    2. Hyperion

      Can’t the wife/gf run backup for your orphans when they’re too busy in the mines? I don’t get it.

      1. I’m afraid I have none of the above.

        1. Atanarjuat

          Any of them can be purchased from a shithole country, you know.

        2. Hyperion

          *sends 2 gift orphans over to Uncivil’s lair*. You have to feed them at least twice a week, but cheap cat food is totally fine.

          1. The Last American Hero

            What are the old people going to eat if you give the orphans the cat food?

            Do you even libertarian, brah?

  14. Michael

    I am absolutely amazed by Trump’s ability to cram his fat ass into all of the tiny media minds out there.

    Illinois lottery official resigns after tweeting Trump-like slur about East St. Louis

    1. Brett L

      East St. Louis was certainly a shithole when we last drove through it 25 years ago.

      1. Hyperion

        I guess you guys didn’t have that racist app that tells you to not drive through there.

        1. Brett L

          Its actually more “past” than “through”.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            Probably the most factual representation of an area in National Lampoon’s Vacation.

      2. dorvinion

        It hasn’t got any better. I grew up about 45 miles from there and its always been terrible.

        A couple years ago I was driving on I64 heading towards St Louis.
        Right as we get past the last exit for Caseyville where there is a nice truckstop and mcdonalds, my 3 year old says ‘I gotta potty’

        So we had to find a place to stop in East Saint Louis, or hope she can hold it for 30 minutes.

        We eventually found a McDonalds and apparently they lock the bathroom doors there because if they don’t they’ll end up filth covered.

      3. whiz

        20-some years ago Mrs. Whiz and I accidentally missed an exit in St. Louis and ended up crossing the river into East St. Louis. We got off the highway, meaning to turn around, but there were no signs indicating how to get back on. We stopped briefly in a parking lot and some degenerate-looking character started lurching toward us. We decided it was best to keep moving, and finally found the (unmarked) entrance to the highway. Fun times!

    2. thepasswordispassword

      AP gonna AP

      he Illinois Lottery Control Board chairman has resigned after tweeting a vulgarity to describe East St. Louis that got President Donald Trump into hot water earlier this month.

      Blair Garber confirmed to The Associated Press on Wednesday that he resigned and that he used the term to describe the southern Illinois city, which is predominantly black.

      The Springfield State Journal-Register first reported about his tweet and his resignation.

      The paper reports that on Jan. 17, Garber tweeted the vulgarity in a message to country music star Charlie Daniels after Daniels mocked Illinois Sen. Dick Durbin, who told reporters that Trump had used the vulgar term to describe African countries. Trump has said he was misrepresented.

      Illinois Gov. Bruce Rauner’s office told the State Journal-Register that Garber apologized for the tweet.

      Pantywaisted, mealy mouthed shit heads.

      1. Michael

        Odd how just a few weeks ago the term “SHITHOLE” was strewn across their front page indiscriminately.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        The AP is a shithole.

    3. Just Say’n

      Bacon could probably enlighten us about how terrible East St. Louis is.

      Fun fact: Chicago Public Schools now receives more money from the State of Illinois than East St. Louis, despite having a full valuation tremendously larger than East St. Louis. Progressives really care about the poor….er…I mean public employee unions

    4. SugarFree

      Fun Fact: Much of Escape From New York was shot in East St. Louis. John Carpenter saved quite a bit of money on making it look like a lawless warzone since it already looked like a lawless warzone.

      1. “…since it already was a lawless warzone.”

        FIFY.

      2. When my Guard unit got called up for flood duty in 1992, we staged out of the E. St. Louis Armory. We saw three buildings in town that were not burnt in some fashion, had windows broken or graffiti on them. The Federal Courthouse, the AT&T building (it had tiny slit windows, way up high – looked like a fortress) and the Guard Armory (surrounded by a fence topped with razor wire). We rolled in the gate and heard some hooting and calling – three hookers had come up to the fence and were shouting through it at us. Our unit was from central Illinois – one college town and farms. Some of the younger soldiers looked like I am sure I did, entering Baghdad….

    5. Old Man With Candy

      It’s a paradise compared to Gary.

      1. Tres Cool

        Or Whiting, which is really just Gary-Adjacent. I’ve spent a lot of time at BP in Whiting.

  15. Tundra

    I think this song will find a willing audience here.

    You think right. Although my office mates are probably less enthusiastic than I am…

  16. Slammer

    Taco Bell Nacho Fries. Meh.

    6 or 7 outta 10.

    Or should I have put this in the Glibfit thread?

    1. Brett L

      6 max.

      1. Slammer

        They need moar of the shake flavoring and lots of the flourescent cheese

    2. Waterfall Insurance

      6 the ones I had were to dry without the cheese and the seasoning on the fries was weak.

  17. Playa Manhattan

    What specifically about New York bound flights does Virgin Atlantic think will make passengers interested in fucking?

    1. Brett L

      The fact that they’re leaving London?

      1. tarran

        Remember, the most beautiful girls *are* the girls you first see after leaving England! It is known.

      2. Pan Zagloba

        But London is minority English these days!

    2. New York = Sodom, LA = Gomorrah.

      1. Bobarian LMD

        No matter which way you turn, you’re gonna be a pillar of salt.

        1. Can you stand on my sidewalk then?

    3. The sense of impdening doom.

    4. Just Say’n

      It’s got to be all the garbage all over the streets and the fact that the pizza there is so sub par.

  18. Squishy in the right spots.

    https://archive.is/oQu8P

    1, 5, 10, 12, 25, 39, 41, 44, 47.

    1. Tundra

      I was just about to click back to your excellent previous contribution until 41 stopped me dead in my tracks.

      Whoa.

    2. Also 78! Didn’t see her the first time around (how I couldn’t have I don’t know).

    3. Yusef drives a Kia

      7 and TEN! God Bless you Q

  19. Hyperion

    “Hey everybody, greetings. I hope we all had lunches in line with our GlibFit goals.”

    This morning, 2 hard boiled eggs.

    For lunch, salad with 4 different types of organic greens, 3 different types of sprouts, cherry tomatoes, bell peppers, topped with pumpkin, sunflower seeds, and pine nuts. Some blue cheese crumbles, seal salt, and olive oil with a little vinegar.

    For dinner? BEER! See, this is where I’m falling short.

    1. Hyperion

      Seal salt, lol. That was good. I wish I could get some seal salt, sounds yummy.

      1. Used for keeping pinnipeds closed.

      2. Slammer

        Mined with a club

        1. Hyperion

          I remember one time that I emailed some greeny women in customer service I worked with about this new alternative fuel source someone had posted on the interwebs. It consisted of mining baby seal blubber, with a club, for it’s energy density. One of them freaked the fuck out and sent me this scathing reply about how she thought I was such a nice person, but I’m not really a nice person. I was laughing my ass off.

        2. Tres Cool

          Or mined by Heidi Klum, amirite?

      3. You’re never going to get it unless you get a little crazy.

        1. Tundra

          Brutal.

  20. Gojira

    Interesting link to the old article about the youth in Asia.

    We’re teaching a lesson this very day on population challenges in developed countries, and having the class brainstorm solutions. The inputs given them are: 1) old people get gov’t checks for various things, 2) those checks are paid using money generated by working people, 3) there is a finite supply of working people on earth, and in developed countries, there are fewer and fewer.

    Surprisingly only one group recommended elder genocide as the obvious and only solution. I’d have thought more of the little angels would have hit upon that.

    Also, fried chicken.

    1. Suthenboy

      *checks crystal in palm*

      Meh. Let’em come. If they do there will be fewer working age people in this developed country.

    2. Brett L

      Yes, that is how governments solve problems. Kill the expensive unproductive ones. Babies who will always be on the government dole, old people who will never be productive.

      1. Governments solve problems by killing people in general. Expensive, cheap, productive, unproductive, doesn’t matter. The main question is one of convenience. If you are inconvenient, your life is forfeit.

        “No man, no problem.”
        -Stalin

      2. Bobarian LMD

        The government does a much more effective job of killing the inexpensive productive ones.

        Old people vote.

        And they only manage problems, if they solved problems, they’d put themselves out of a job.

    3. thepasswordispassword

      What were the other solutions? There aren’t that many irradiated areas you can send them to for disaster work.

      1. Gojira

        That’s the joke – there actually aren’t any solutions. Not any realistic ones, at any rate.

        The textbook gives some wishwash about bribing the people who are already here/there (Europe & Japan) to have more babies, and allowing massive unchecked immigration.

        But 1) the gov’t can only pay so much to so many people, and 2) voters will “clap back”, as idiots on the internet say these days, against the level of immigration needed to float the old white people.

        The only real solution is one not presented: stop giving so much goddamned money to the old people.

        1. thepasswordispassword

          I was more curious what the children hit upon as the final solution to old people question.

          1. Gojira

            Just different versions of the crap the book already gave them, nothing of note.

            I did use the opportunity to slide in a, “The only permanent fix is to stop spending the fucking money” line to wrap up the exercise.

    4. antisthenes

      Solution: Filial piety. First and foremost, descendants should care for their ancestors. If you decide not to have kids and don’t belong to a cultural group (e.g. church) which can help share those burdens, you retain the option to throw yourself on the tender mercy of the state, which will euthanize you like a mildly liked pet which has gotten too expensive to provide medical care for old and in pain to truly enjoy life.

    5. Playa Manhattan

      Hello, sailor.

  21. J. Frank Parnell

    I hope we all had lunches in line with our GlibFit goals.

    3 eggs fried in butter and a couple pieces of leftover bacon.

    1. Tundra

      I use coconut oil a lot, but butter is vastly superior for eggs.

      4 eggs and sausage was breakfast. I had a Just Sayin special for lunch.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        “I had a Just Sayin special for lunch”

        Order the cheapest thing on the menu and then complain about the service?

        1. Just Say’n

          How was your salad?

          1. Tundra

            Delicious, thanks!

        2. mexican sharpshooter

          I’ll take that over the UCS special,* any day.

          Bowl of tepid gritz. No salt, no butter. With a glass of tap water.

          1. Distilled water.

          2. Milk is for baking.

          3. If you had my tap water, you’d want to avoid drinking it too.

          4. mexican sharpshooter

            If I remember correctly you’re in upstate NY. Sulfur in the water?

          5. Not sure what it is, but distinctly worse than it should be for the rate I pay for it.

          6. mexican sharpshooter

            My stepdad has family outside Albany. The well on their farm sits over a deposit of sulfur, so the water comes out smelling like rotten eggs.

          7. Mine is municipal water, definate particulate matter and dissolved compounds, not sulphur.

    2. How in the world can you have leftover bacon? Around Casa de Animal, if bacon is cooked, it’s eaten. There is no such thing as leftover bacon.

  22. Michael

    Excellent musical selection, Brett. My introduction to The Dicks was made via Mudhoney:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp7P_S3AipI

  23. jesse.in.mb

    Don’t make me send Warty to your house

    Stop making promises you can’t keep, Brett.

  24. Apparently Still Canon.

    PS, I love the other clocks too…

  25. mexican sharpshooter

    So…anyone know what’s in the GODDAMN MEMO!?

    1. SugarFree

      Details about Winston’s mom.

      1. ChipsnSalsa

        I thought those were on the bathroom stall at the truck stop.

        1. SugarFree

          Honestly, they are all over the place.

          1. Bobarian LMD

            She’s been known to get around.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Tulpa’s real identity

      1. mexican sharpshooter

        That sounds like something Tulpa would say…

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I will pursue as my primary goal in life the Tulpa or Tulpae who slaughtered reason.com and Hit ‘n Run. They are out there somewhere. Whatever it takes to identify them and bring them in, I will provide somehow.

          1. The Last American Hero

            I’d start by checking the basements of every mother with a live in adult child and an internet connection.

  26. Chipwooder

    Not that you needed any more convincing, but the media have completely lost their delusional fucking minds:

    Mueller’s closing in on Trump! The “independence of law enforcement” (try to hold back your guffaws) is being dismantled! The memo was altered! Noble truth-teller Adam Schiff is fighting the good fight! Classified information prevents a rebuttal of this dastardly memo!

    I wonder how many of these people truly believe the hyperventilating articles they write. I’m sure Sargent does.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The WaPo makes the NYT look positively sane by comparison these days.

      1. WaPo = Weekly World News of the MSM.

      2. Hyperion

        I see you didn’t read Bruni’s latest pathetic scrawling. How the hell did someone with the writing skill of a mentally challenged 4 year old get a job at the NYT? The enlightenment is over, bros.

    2. Hyperion

      “Mueller’s closing in on Trump!”

      I can send you 100,000 posts at DU with that in the post, going back since the beginning. Dummies, no self awareness at all. They’ll fall for anything.

    3. Raven Nation

      It seems that the proof that the memo was altered is Adam Schiff saying he compared it to the original and the one released has been changed. But Schiff has yet to produce the original, right? And Schiff’s tweet about (a tweet for pete’s sake) is one piece of what the Post* calls “he plain facts of the reporting .”

      Note: it’s one of their bloggers so I don’t know whether they supposedly represent editorial opinion or not.

      1. From what I heard was it was alterated made at Schiff’s request.

        So it’s time to resume ignoring the clown.

        1. *alterations made at

  27. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Just got off the phone with the local Commissioner of the Revenue. It feels good to win an argument when it counts for something.

    1. Playa Manhattan

      Scruffy for Sanitation Commissioner!

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Your Trash Is My Business

  28. That euthanasia article actually makes me physically ill. *That* is where we are headed if we continue to give the government power over our lives and, specifically, our healthcare. How that situation can be described as anything other than murder is beyond me.

    1. Tundra

      I just sent it to my proggies. Let’s see what horrific interpretation they will come up with.

      1. Hyperion

        They were able to justify the British government basically murdering a baby, so I’m sure they’ll come up with something.

    2. Suthenboy

      If there is anything I have learned about progs it is that nothing they do is beyond their ability to rationalize with some double-extra cognitive dissonance or just plain making shit up.

      1. Mad Scientist

        If only that were exclusive to progressives, the world would be a much better place.

  29. mexican sharpshooter

    2 students shot at LA middle school; girl in custody

    If only they banned guns in Los Angeles, or schools.

    1. Hyperion

      Wait, I thought they had common sense gun control in Cali?

    2. The Other Kevin

      She got the gun in Indiana.

      1. The Last American Hero

        That’s where all those Chicago gang bangers get them too. Coincidence? I think not.

    3. Heroic Mulatto

      I blame toxic femininity.

      1. kinnath

        toxic shock

        1. “Toxic shock syndrome gets more chicks than me.”

          -Jimmy Pop

          1. Chipwooder

            Women are like dog-doo, hear me through, don’t interrupt
            It’s just the older than they get the easier they are to pick up

          2. You know what I really want in a girl? Me.

      2. Gustave Lytton

        I blame the open bleeder movement.

        1. Clearly, Hygene is partriarchical.

    4. You’re all wrong. Every single firearm on planet Earth needs to be melted down into a giant blob and then launched into the Sun. Then, as phase two, every person who has any knowledge of how a firearm functions and might be able to construct one, must be executed. Then utopia will begin.

      1. Mad Scientist

        After that, utopia will necessitate purging people who know how manufacture explosives, people who know how to sharpen metal, people who know to put nails in a board, people who know how to sharpen sticks, and people who know how to throw rocks. Then utopia will be really close!

        1. Bobarian LMD

          Utopia will be really nice once all the people are gone.

      2. antisthenes

        Executed by firing squad?

        1. Well, obviously our noble, guiltless, pure as freshly fallen snow public servants get to keep their guns. They’re the only ones that can be trusted!

  30. More brain toilet:

    Chatting about workouts on the other thread, I did a bit more digging and it turns out my spondylolysis could also be connected to my excess HGH. Crazy. I’m beginning to think this isn’t so great after all… 🙂

    1. Bobarian LMD

      The HGH totally explains the hairy palms too.

      1. No, that would be the compulsive masturbation.

        1. Tres Cool

          Or lycanthropy

  31. TK

    I salute the 1 million North Americans who ditched Facebook last quarter

    Facebook made a startling revelation today: for the first time ever, it lost a million users in the US and Canada in Q4 2017, bringing its North American base down to 184 million.

    That’s not a huge number in the grand scheme of things – and heck, Facebook even saw an increase in daily user audience by 32 million last quarter – but it indicates that people are actively leaving the social network and freeing themselves from its shackles to lead a better life.

    I left Facebook a couple of years ago and found that getting rid of it made me a lot happier. I’m not one of those people that thinks that everyone, everywhere should get off of Facebook, but I thought this was interesting. I find that more and more of my young friends have left the platform for reasons similar to my own, or because they’re trying to get away from their older family members.

    1. Getting off of facebook was a great thing for me. It took getting off it to realize how much like a drug it was; I craved it in an unhealthy way for about a week and after that I felt like a weight had been lifted off me. Never missed it even for a second since then.

    2. Hyperion

      It means that they need to prog harder. I wonder how much they would pay for my services?

    1. Hyperion

      I have no respect at all left for the guy and apparently he has none left for himself. He let Hollywood take some of his best efforts and basically destroy it with SJW trash. What a shamless POS. No artistic integrity at all.

      1. This makes me happy I don’t own any of his books. Even the ones I read secondhand I didn’t think were any good. Hatred poisons your soul, he is living proof.

    2. Brett L

      If anyone knows what it feels like to be run over…

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Lol

    3. Ed Wuncler

      My wife who was a huge Joss Whedon fan was pretty disgusted when he tweeted out some horrible shit criticizing Nicole Kidman about accepting the election results. I think that left a bad taste in her mouth because here is a man who claims he’s all for feminist values tweeting an incredibly misogynist message.

    4. tarran

      In my early days socializing on the Internet, I hung out at a now defunct website that had spun off of userfriendly.org (I preferred it because they didn’t have threading). There was a WA state government employee who was really psychologically damaged that also hung out there. She was your Mark 1 Mod 0 SJW with really bad rage issues and who saw anti-semitism everywhere and referred to her coworkers as cow-orkers.

      She had grown up in Maine in the town Stephen King lives in and gone to school with one of his kids. She hated him. I mean really hated him. She hinted that he psychologically abused his kids. She wouldn’t state outright what he had done, which was pretty abnormal for her because she loved to accuse people of things on the scantest of evidence. I got the sense that either it was some thing or things so picayune that she didn’t want to admit it, or it was so traumatizing for her that she couldn’t bear to talk about it.

      But she was really damaged. The sort of damaged that you get through long term sexual abuse. I just stayed away from the topic.

      1. Playa Manhattan

        That’s something that I would really want to believe, even though I couldn’t.

      2. Unreconstructed

        Wow…userfriendly.org. That’s a site I haven’t been to in forever.

        1. Rasilio

          Userfriendly and Sluggy Freelance used to be the first things I read every single day

          1. Number.6

            Bun-bun fan, huh?

            ::Nods knowingly::

          2. Rasilio

            I actually used to have the Sluggy evil kittens t-shirt

    5. Playa Manhattan

      The apology:
      “A rather thoughtless tweet from me concerning the train-truck crash, for which I apologize (if one is necessary). It should be pointed out, too, that those Republican politicians, who can be heartless when they vote, immediately got out to help.”

      Isn’t it great being progressive??? You don’t have to DO anything. Voting the “right way” is enough to have a heart.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        The non-apology apology.

        Pure class.

      2. Being a prog means never having to say “I’m sorry”.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder

          I’d respect him more if he had just told them to kiss his ass. That response is just weaselly.

      3. Ed Wuncler

        What a piece of shit. I read his books and watched many of his book adaptations on the screen and it’s fucking disappointing to see that he’s a giant turd.

        1. According to Q downthread, the correct term would be ‘Fecalith’

          1. Tres Cool

            I’m going to strive to include ‘fecalith’ in as many sentences as possible.

      4. Suthenboy

        Sorry not sorry.

        Go sit on a sharp stick Steve.

      5. J. Frank Parnell

        The apology seems a bit hasty. I mean, what if we find out the dead garbageman voted for Drumpf? King will have to issue another retraction.

    6. Michael

      I recall an interview (in Playboy?) with him many years ago in which he expressed an affinity for reading headlines about babies being found nailed to walls. This doesn’t surprise me in the least.

    7. Rufus the Monocled

      What a douchebag.

      “Stephen King

      @StephenKing
      A rather thoughtless tweet from me concerning the train-truck crash, for which I apologize (if one is necessary). It should be pointed out, too, that those Republican politicians, who can be heartless when they vote, immediately got out to help.”

      The cognitive dissonance (and projection) of the progressive left is staggering. So let me see. He claims Republicans are ‘heartless’ (whatever that means except for the usual progressive drivel – as if Obama gave a shit one iota about people) yet tweets out a grotesque, anti-humanist 140 character screed?

      And he should ask his friend about how karma can work with his bull shit.

    1. Suthenboy

      Favorite response: This is what I meant about them spinning the fuck out of anything and everything

      Adam Khun
      Replying to @exjon @allahpundit
      “The Post,” but where Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep try to prevent the publishing of a memo about the Pentagon Papers because they were heavily edited by a partisan hack who was compromised by a hostile foreign agent /ftfy”

      The edit was done at the request of Shiff, the FBI and the DOJ and the edits were minor. I guess he got the partisan hack part correct.

      1. antisthenes

        It’s pretty obvious that the edits aren’t material — if they made Nunes look bad, Schiff would have already leaked them.

  32. robc

    The death rate from Imodium (1 in 1.1B per year) is about 1/4th of the death rate from getting hit on the head by a coconut (1 in 250M per year).

    1. Imodium is an anti-diahrreal medication… I now have the horrific mental image of lethal constipation.

      1. kinnath

        Apparently Immodium is a opioid that can be abused. So we need to regulate like sudafed.

        1. Juvenile Bluster

          Can be abused by taking about 250x the normal human dose.

          It’s going to end up getting regulated like pseudoephedrine.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder

            You’ll get a buzz, but you won’t shit for a year.

            Sign me up.

        2. Wasn’t this all in the 4 PM links yesterday?

          1. FEEL OUR PAIN, TED!

      2. Obstipation (constipation taken to a logical extreme) involves feces being compressed into a fecalith (literally shit stone). It’s functionally equivalent to a bowel obstruction and could cause a bowel rupture. Not good. Not good at all.

      3. Bobarian LMD

        lethal constipation.

        New movie starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover?

        1. Rasilio

          No they already made that one. I think Joe Pesci was in it too

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      The More You Know

    3. Mustang

      Death by coconut to the head got an audible chuckle out of me.

      1. How many of those are the result of hazards of attempting to harvest them?

        1. Suthenboy

          Every coconut tree on the planet has a large wasp nest in it. Palms too. I always thought those guys that climb them to get dates or coconuts are nuts.

          1. Wha? Now look here my good man, I’ve watched every season of Survivor, and I never saw a single wasp!

          2. Huh. Didn’t see a single wasp while I was in Iraq, around plenty of date palms too.

    4. On average, 2 Americans die every year from vending machines falling on them.

      1. On average, they were trying to get merchandise out of the machine without paying.

      2. robc

        That would be 1 in 150M.

        So a little bit more common than the coconut.

        1. To be fair to the Coconuts, Vending machines have a wider geographic distribution, and live closer to higher concentrations of people.

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            and then the Vending machines became aware………

      3. Hudson

        Mingus Dew!

        The thinking man’s soda.

    5. Brett L

      Neither of which can kill Keith Richards.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        How do you kill that which does not Live?

  33. Mustang

    So I tried out Signal as a messaging app and it’s not going to work. For one, it uses my mobile data for encryption. I don’t have enough data to support that. Two, it can’t replace Facebook Messenger as the go-to app for messaging my friends and family back in the States or elsewhere around the world.

    Any suggestions or am I doing something wrong with it?

    1. Sorry but I’m a little confused…

      1. If data allowance is an issue, why is Facebook Messenger OK but not Signal? The former uses your mobile data as well.
      2. Why can’t you use it to message your friends and family abroad?

      1. Mustang

        I don’t use Messenger to text my local friends and family, only the ones in different countries, so it doesn’t take data to do that.

        It won’t send messages to different country codes. For example, I have a Japanese sim card and when I tried to message a friend in the States with Signal it didn’t work.

    2. I use Signal and while it has used mobile data it uses very, very little. Even taking into account data usage when my phone is connected to WiFi it still isn’t using enough for the phone to even accurately report it–it just shows up as < 0.01gb.

      1. Mustang

        That’s good to know, thanks!

  34. Juvenile Bluster

    So right now in this securities law conference they’re talking about “voluntary” disclosures on climate change risk.

    The SEC put up a proposed rule in 2016 to mandate it,, but the mean Republicans aren’t going to mandate it.

    There are 5 different competing disclosure standards. Michael Bloomberg came out with something called the “Task Force on Climate Related Financial Disclosure” last summer. France has already mandated it, the UK will mandate it probably, and ISS (who basically tell all the large investors in the US how to vote) wants it, so it’ll probably end up being made mandatory anyways.

    This woman is VERY passionate about this.

    1. tarran

      Ask her if the SEC would be willing to investigate officials in the city of NY for failing to disclose climate change risks to investors purchasing their muni-bonds.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder

      Fuck voluntary disclosures of any kind.

      The local revenue commissioner wanted me to disclose the value of my rental inventory by item even though it’s taxed on the receipts from leasing it out. I told her that I would not provide the information as it was not material to my designation as a short-term rental company. After some hemming and hawing, she backed down. They were just looking for an avenue to squeeze me for more money.

    3. Just Say’n

      Some issuers already disclose that and the attention paid to such disclosure from the financial community is somewhere between ‘zero’ and ‘when Al Gore stops buying houses on the shore I might take this seriously’.

    4. Suthenboy

      What exactly would a voluntary disclosure on climate change risk look like?

      climate change = unfalsifiable
      risk = maybe, maybe not

      Are you supposed to just make a number up? Ok, how about zero?

      1. J. Frank Parnell

        Well, there is the constant risk of governments passing some stupid law or implementing some stupid regulation in response to climate change that totally fucks up your business.

  35. Derpetologist

    North Korean leader calls for world-class trolley bus factory

    Let the strong wind of mushroom farming blow across the land!

    ***
    Kim apparently smiled widely as he praised the cleaness and freshness of the factory grounds and also showed satisfaction at the modern facilities which he claimed are now “92 percent domestically produced.”

    He stepped onto a new type of trolley bus, calling it “a glorious creation full of the revolutionary spirit of the working class’s prowess.”
    ***

    1. Tundra

      Excellent! They’ve mastered 19th century technology!

      1. Drake

        If we were playing Civilization, Kim would be hopelessly behind.

    2. Suthenboy

      I thought it was the strong winds of catfish farming? I cant keep up with all of that hot air blowing around.

  36. Lachowsky

    http://m.newson6.com/story.aspx?story=37377085&catId=112042

    Six Bartlesville police officers drove to a house on South Maple Street to serve a warrant. They were looking for Mike Livingston.

    But, almost as soon as they broke through the door to get in, one officer was shot in the leg and another in the face with a BB gun.

    Officers say 72-year-old Geraldine Townsend fired at them at least twice.

    She was killed with a single shot from an officer who was hit in the upper lip with a BB.

    Bartlesville Police said the video is clear enough to show just how quickly officers have to make life or death decisions, and, in this case, make them in a dark hallway.

    “Once they get into the house and order the suspect down, the other two officers go into the hallway and they’re confronted with a gun. It all happens in a matter of seconds,” Hastings said.

    From what I read they went to house to search for pot.
    And you people have been trying to convince marijuana isn’t dangerous. shame.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      And they never heard the sound of a BB gun before? they aren’t silent ffS

      1. The pellet rifle I got for shooting mice in traps is loud enough that I put on ear protection before using it.

        1. Mad Scientist

          No one’s going to be surprised that the guy who thinks water is too strongly flavored also thinks BB guns are too loud.

          1. 1: That is libel based upon a deliberate misrepresentation of what I said.

            2: Come by and give it a listen.

            3: This thing was louder than I expected, and the test fire convinced me to exercise precautions.

          2. Number.6

            I’ll step in here. #6.2 has a Gamo break-barrel air rifle that will fire premium waisted pellets at about 1200fps. Thing is almost as loud as my 10/22.

            We’ve had the cops here a couple of times “just to check”.

            N.B. They’re lousy with an air rifle too.

      2. Lachowsky

        The cop who shot her had been hit in the mouth with a bb. I think I know that what I was shot with wasn’t dangerous after taking a round in the mouth and it not incapacitating me.

        Also, when you kick in people’s doors at 9:30 at night, there is a good chance you are going to startle an elderly sleeping homeowner. Fuck them for being there in the first place.

        1. Fuck, 9:30 is early, a few years back, the local swat wanna-be’s and some feds ‘raided’ a house at 2 am. Why? there was a woman living there with an outstanding warrant. A warrant for…bum bum bahhh…shoplifting. Killed her father or uncle or brother, I forget which. He had the bad luck to be up and saw a masked figure sneaking around the house with a gun and decided to defend the household.

    2. She was in fear of her life.

  37. Derpetologist

    Rep. Maxine Waters calls for a parental advisory when Trump appears on TV
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/02/01/rep-maxine-waters-calls-for-parental-advisory-when-trump-appears-on-tv.html

    ***
    Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., who appeared on BET Wednesday to lambast President Trump’s State of the Union Address, called for a parental advisory each time the president appears on television.

    “Whenever he appears on TV there should be a disclaimer that says ‘This may be may not be acceptable for children,’” she said.

    Waters recorded a pre-taped response to Trump’s address, which was broadcast on attorney and political commentator Angela Rye’s BET special.

    “One speech cannot and does not make Donald Trump presidential. He’s not presidential and he never will be presidential. He claims that’s bringing people together but make no mistake, he is a dangerous, unprincipled, divisive, and shameful racist,” Waters said.
    ***

    “Herp derp! Tum teh teedily tum teh turr!” she added.

    1. Mustang

      Do these people hear themselves?

      No, don’t answer that.

  38. Yusef drives a Kia

    L.A. homeless problems,
    http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-homeless-how-we-got-here-20180201-story.html
    Again, the Comments are not kind to the left,

    1. Tundra

      People left behind by the economic recovery can’t compete with young professionals who have bid rents up to record levels.

      Yeah. That’s the problem.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        L.A. knows exactly what thy are doing, and they also take them out to My County and dump em off, Makes the place look bad

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      From the comments: “Sixth largest economy in the world eh? And you cant even take care of your people. How is it that far poorer states have much lower rates? Now you know how these people got rich. Sad it what this is.”

      1. I have to keep wondering when people make that “Sixth largest economy in the world” claim, are they using GDP? The same metric which mistakes government waste as economic activity?

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          That’s the number behind the Secession thing, If it’s a real number, they can “buy” their way out, otherwise, it’s crash and burn time

    3. You would think voters in California would start tossing anybody with a D after their name to the curb after all that’s happened there.

      1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

        (sniffle) Oh man, you guys kill me…

      2. AlmightyJB

        When communism doesn’t work it means your not communisming hard enough.

    4. Drake

      Skid row by the sea. Never change west coast commies.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Go inland 35 miles and it’s a whole other place, L.A. Sucks HARD! I’ll take living in the sticks any day, and I don’t even live in the Sticks, that’s what the LA crowd calls it

  39. Pan Zagloba

    So, Nolan Bushnell, creator of Pong, founder of Atari, the man who built modern video games industry was gonna be honored by Game Developer’s Conference.

    He founded Atari in the 70s.

    Guess where this is going:

    Fuck them all

    Link to Milo’s clickbaity site, because fuck if I’m linking Polygon, Kotaku or any of the other scum in games journalism, but yeah, that’s about it.

    1. Pan Zagloba

      His response made me cringe. It’s two steps from people reading their confessions in 30s show trials.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Disappointing

      2. Michael

        “If my personal actions or the actions of anyone that worked with me offended or caused pain to anyone at our companies, then I apologize without reservation,” he stated just before peeling a $100 bill from an obscenely large bank roll and lighting a Cuban cigar with it.

    2. Suthenboy

      “She also claimed, without basis, that female employees at Atari were forced to walk around topless.”

      Bullshit.

      1. That was a misinterpretation of the “No Hats Indoors” rule.

    3. Ed Wuncler

      I would never want to be in Bushnell’s position of being railroaded out of an award because of some faint bullshit accusation of sexual harassment, but if I was him, I would tell everyone to pound sand and that I regret nothing.

      Apologizing to these assholes only empowers them to do more of this stuff and won’t do a damn thing to absolve you of your “crime”. The thing that is upsetting about Wu and others like her is that she doesn’t care that these blatantly false accusations of sexual assault and harassment are making it harder for women who where actual victims to receive any sort of justice. In their arrogance and horribleness, they are hurting the very people who they claim they are helping to feed their egos. Fuck them with a rusty nail.

      1. Pan Zagloba

        That’s the part I don’t get – he’s old and rich. Why self-criticize? What can they do to him?

        Just go and say “fuck off, the lot of you parasites”. And then issue a statement where you tell each and every shrieking moron “fuck off” by name.

        1. Ed Wuncler

          I don’t get it either but my theory is that the SJW’s somehow convinced everyone that if they don’t bow down to their demands and apologize they will be cast out. Cast out of what, I don’t exactly know but they are so effective at waging a war against you via social media that you honestly start to believe that it’s better to lay down than fight.

          1. thepasswordispassword

            Notch the minecraft guy did that. He’s got his nice house, lots of cash and just fucks with people on twitter. They hate him. Although he probably never cared much about socializing before he got rich either.

          2. Pan Zagloba

            I guess, it’s just…Bushnell of all people.

            That’d be like a gun manufacturer convention telling Samuel Colt to pound ground for stuff that happened 40 years prior, and was perfectly in style at the time, and not really that big a deal…fuck!

  40. Rufus the Monocled

    Someone over at Reason described Glibs as having ‘picked up their ball and gone home’ and another ‘to go back home with their parents’.

    Ouch.

    ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT?!

    1. Pan Zagloba

      Eh, cross-site drama is more fun when there’s worthwhile people to drama with.

      I’d sooner beef with Cenk or Anita.

      1. Tres Cool

        The whole point of establishing a club is so you can deny people from being in your club. Duh.

    2. AlmightyJB

      If by take that, you mean ignore that, then yes.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder

      If rather take that than deal with Tony or PB

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder

        Although I wish Xeones had come on over

      2. AlmightyJB

        Yeah I never conversed with Tony or PB. Still don’t. Waste of my time.

    4. Yusef drives a Kia

      If I want a good laugh, I go lurking at TOS, it’s a madhouse mostly, Glibs actually moderates in real time, which makes all the difference. Ever see spam around here? I THINK NOT!

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Crusty pissed me off today.

        1. Pan Zagloba

          “Doctor, it hurts when I do this…”

          Seriously, I still go there daily, and the only difference is that articles are far better than comments section now. And not because article quality improved. So I just scan comments to see the stupid and move on.

        2. F. Stupidity Jr.

          He used to be cool.

    5. Mad Scientist

      Sorry. We used up the last of our fucks several months ago.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        I keep a few in my closet, just in case….

    6. tarran

      ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT?!

      Sure! It’s not like I give a flying fuck what they think!

    7. Suthenboy

      Who is someone?

      1. Rufus the Monocled

        Don’t make me snitch!

        1. Suthenboy

          Well it sounds like butthurt to me. I was hoping to get amplify my satisfaction from it. I imagine after the progs they suck up to finally throw them under the bus they will be left with a shreek/Tony echo chamber.

    8. *looks at comment count at Reason blog*

      *looks at glibs comment count*

      K.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        Awww be nice, they can’t help but Suck

      2. Well, what are those counts?

    9. Allow me to retort with a favorite quote from a reality tv show:

      “I don’t know what I did to make you so upset but I’ll take another Chardonnay.”

    10. Tundra

      Gone home? Yeah, kinda.

      Tones of home!

  41. My father keeps telling me about the swatting that happened a while back, even though I keep telling him ‘Yeah I know’. His version is that it was part of some gamer trend/bet where the loser of the game has to ‘swat’ some random person. From what I read it was the result of an online argument. My father gets all his news from talk radio and ‘The Five’, is this a thing they are pushing or is my father just confused (which is a very real possibility- 75 year old half deaf stoner that he is)

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      “75 year old half deaf stoner that he is”
      Your Dad is Cool,
      🙂

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      LOLOLOLOLOL! and everyone went home safe…..
      Hi Tres!

      1. Tres Cool

        “Deputies have discovered that the ‘grenade launcher’ they found at the Goodwill is actually an air-soft grenade launcher.”
        What a brain trust they have on the payroll.

        Hey Bob!

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          I have some Airsoft R/C tanks that are a blast, you don’t shoot at the other guys tank, you shoot at the other guys Ankles!

  42. KibbledKristen

    Thinking of going to Queenstown for my fiftieth next birthday ending in zero (by way of Emirates A380 First Class). Anyone been? Was thinking antipodal fall, 2022.

    1. Tres Cool

      Isnt that the fuck-plane Virgin is rolling out?

      Nevermind.

      1. KibbledKristen

        As much as I love Virgin, I’d rather fly in the middle seat in economy than touch one of those fuck beds.

    2. Raven Nation

      Not been there but people says it beautiful. Go early fall: they get a ton of rain and lots of flight delays/cancellations.

      My family moved from Brisbane to Tasmania a few years back and I went for the first time a couple of years back. Hobart & area are really nice.

      1. KibbledKristen

        I figured I’d stop in Sydney for a day, see the big touristy stuff.

        1. Raven Nation

          Yeah, you can see good chunk in a day as a lot is around the harbour.

        2. Rhywun

          Australia is on my bucket list – a few games of footy at the G being a mandatory part of it.

          1. Raven Nation

            Excellent. You might also want to think about taking in a VFL at one of the old “home” grounds. I’ve heard some of them have terrific atmospheres.

          2. Rhywun

            Victoria Park, here I come.

            I actually thought all those grounds were disappeared after everyone moved to the MCG or Etihad. Guess not!

      2. grrizzly

        I visited Tasmania a year ago. Hobart is nice, very picturesque. Port Arthur looks exactly like the end of the world. I was also impressed by a sight of a wild platypus in Latrobe. Pinot noir in Tasmania is terrific.

        1. Number.6

          Tasmania is, however, Australia’s Florida, but on steroids.

          Lovely to visit, be careful of the “civilization”.

          1. Not Adahn

            Best thing about Tasmania are the maps.

      3. pan fried wylie

        “Go for the rain, stay for the flight cancellations!”

  43. straffinrun

    Light dusting of snow, but being the anal shitlord I am, I get up early because I know the trains will be running late. Sho’nuff, dey be late, but I done left early so I be on time. Walking up the street to the company and I get a call. “Straffinrun-san, please come in at 11 instead of 9 due to the snow.”

    This means you have to entertain me for two hours. Thank you for your cooperation.

    1. Mad Scientist

      OK, we’re up to the challenge. Glibertarians, assemble!

    2. Yusef drives a Kia

      Here, go play a game between posting,
      https://en.boardgamearena.com/#!gamelobby

      1. straffinrun

        Is there a difference between Reverai and Othello?

        1. Tres Cool

          I spent some time in Korea, compliments of the DoD. But it wasnt long enough for me to get a phone call addressing “TresCool-San”.
          I’m jelly.

          1. straffinrun

            My real name means “stupid” when pronounced in Japanese. It’s fun when we’re waiting for a table at a restaurant and the hostess calls out in front of everybody, “Uh, eh, Dip…shit family. Table for 3 is ready.”

          2. Tres Cool

            “you mean you changed it….to….Latrine?”

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt3gcSyL5vg

          3. thepasswordispassword

            What a bunch of homophones.

          4. antisthenes

            Now I’m curious… Baker, maybe?

        2. Yusef drives a Kia

          Dunno, I’m a Yahtzee nut

  44. I went to the local “auto show” which is just a chance for dealers to hawk their new cars.

    random thoughts: The Kia Stinger was pretty nice, but the interior was about good as the new Honda Accord. The 3.3L V6 would be nice but the 51k Stinger price tag – ouch.

    Jaguar F-Type was just great looking – and I got a chance to sit in a Jag XF, which is a car that’s on my next vehicle list. And yes I can fit my 6’2″ frame in there just fine; whew!

    Also looked at the Challenger – amazing how that old platform still got a lot of attention. Not so much with another car on my list, the Ford Focus ST, which I would like for handling more than raw power.

    The Honda Civic R was really ugly. MINI still looks like MINI though the latest cars are bigger than the 2003 one that my wife keeps with a death grip.

    Another thought: the sports cars were getting the majority of attention by the visitors but, as I said to my old man, hardly any one buy them compared to the scads of CUVs.

    1. straffinrun

      The Minis aren’t as mini as they used to be. Did they have new Eclipse at the show? My choice for our new car this year, but the wife and daughter want a Vellfire. Sounds cool, but it isn’t. Minivan.

      1. Not many real autoshow cars – more like stuff you would see at a dealer’s lot. There was a new Ford Ranger and the new Lincoln Navigator (91k price tag).

        Isn’t the new Eclipse a CUV? sad.

        1. straffinrun

          91K? That’s not gonna happen. Eclipse Cross is an SUV.

          1. Sean

            That 1.5 L sounds under powered

    2. Mr Lizard

      TRUE DOMINEERING SPECIES DRIVE HEMIS!!!!

      1. Tres Cool

        Fun fact- the only reason Fiat/Chrysler was able to bring back the hemi head, was due to some heavy-duty computing, and combustion control requiring 2 plugs/cylinder. Engines with those heads tended to behave more like a 2-stoke, in that they made all their appreciable power in the higher RPM’s, but were pollution beasts at the low end or idle, do to poor combustion.
        Other fun fact- Mercedes-Benz had the 1st hemispherical head on their engines in the 1920’s and 30s.

        1. Mr Lizard

          Well that explains why I live on the edge of 3k RPMs at all times!!!!!

  45. Yusef drives a Kia

    KIAAAAAAA!!!!!

  46. straffinrun

    Shapiro calling Ron Paul an alt-right figure. Ok, not fully alt-right but is surely anti Semetic and engages in identity politics. Ugh.

    1. Stinky Wizzleteats

      Shapiro doesn’t like people that don’t kiss Israel’s ass.

      1. straffinrun

        That seems to be it. A student pushed back and Ben backpedalled. I’d love to see a Yokel on a show like The Five. The neocons and neoliberals look ridiculous when they are forced to explain their positions when you take away the “but, but the other team does X!”.

        1. Stinky Wizzleteats

          You mean as a regular? They’d be lucky to get one show in the can before they got the axe. Dave Smith, who’s an ancap, was on Kennedy a lot though.

          1. straffinrun

            As a regular? *Drools*. Watching Dave lay into SE Cupp last week was a breath of fresh air in the stale, fart smelling MSM.

          2. Stinky Wizzleteats

            What show? I’ll have to YouTube it.

          3. straffinrun

            I saw it on a link to zerohedge. Search for it there.

          4. straffinrun
          5. Stinky Wizzleteats

            Gracias

  47. Sean

    A tip for you low carb folks. Breyers makes a “carb smart” ice cream. The vanilla is quite good, the chocolate is ok.

    1. that stuff eventually makes my stomach upset – same with the sugar free Klondike bars.

      Eddie’s has some sugar free ice cream that’s not bad.

      But really most of that “ice cream” is junk. Good for when you are first switching over to low carb – as a treat – but I eventually stopped eating it.

      1. Sean

        I’m lucky. I haven’t had any of the stomach issues that some people get.

    2. Rhywun

      Is ice cream really something that one eats enough to need a “low carb” version…? Me, it’s a rare enough treat I would just eat the sugar-bomb version.

      1. Sean

        /shrug.
        It’s nice to have options. I try very hard to avoid added sugar. It’s been a winning game plan for me.

      2. Number.6

        A home ice-cream maker saved my marriage before I got rid of my gall bladder. Home made ice cream, sweetened only with the sugar in the fruit you add is damn good, and even if you “have” to add sugar, you’re talking about half the quantity you have in commercial ice cream.

        Plus, rum and raisin, with real rum.

        1. Rhywun

          You raise a pet peeve of mine – I would love to cut my sugar intake with products that just have less sugar. I would happily buy Coke or OJ or any number of products with just half the sugar. But nooooo.

          1. Number.6

            OJ is a particular bugbear of mine, because you’d think there’s a huge market for “grown up orange”. Of course, grapefruit is actually worse.

            All the artificial sweeteners fail miserably, and sometimes, yeah, you just want to ignore that ‘diet’ and drop even 8oz of soda. My go-to solution for that is a can of selzer water and about 2 tablespoons of Roses’ Lime Juice or Ribena, but it ain’t fooling nobody.

          2. Rhywun

            I remember in Germany a 7-Up like product (basically, carbonated mineral water with lemon) with like half the sugar you would find in any American soda was a staple. WTF, America.

          3. Sean

            Trader Joe’s has some good flavors of their sparkling water with 0 sugars.

    3. Playa Manhattan

      I accidentally bought Halo Top.

      I promise you I won’t make that mistake again.

      It’s sweetened with sugar alcohols that I had to look up.

      1. Rhywun

        “Thanks for ruining my daddy’s business, you fat *beep*!”

  48. Rhywun

    Here’s one for the Derponomicon.

    The diversity bureaucracy has finally swallowed an entire college. San Diego State University has just named to its presidency a vice chancellor of student affairs and campus diversity, hired from the University of California, Davis. The new SDSU president, Adela de la Torre, is a peerless example of the intersection of identity politics and the ballooning student services bureaucracy.

    1. Yusef drives a Kia

      what happened to jusy learning? ballooning student services bureaucracy.
      “ballooning student services bureaucracy.”

  49. Michael

    Today I used my lunch hour to run some errands. On my way back to the office I passed a pair of those canvassers that non-profit orgs pay to approach strangers on the street and solicit donations for their causes. One of them came up to me and asked in a screeching tone, “are you interested in helping us fight for gay and trans rights?” He was an anemic looking fellow with long hair dyed pink and was wearing a skirt over jeans. He didn’t even resemble what is generally accepted as trans either, in so much as trans people put some discernible level of effort into actually transitioning to look the part. This dude just looked like he got dressed in the dark. I politely shook my head and kept walking, though the urge to apologize for his dad touching him down there almost got the better of me.

    1. Number.6

      The ‘allies’ are the worst of the lot. There’s a guy transitioning at the office and all he wants to do is have the op, complete the meds and the process, and get on with his-soon-her life. I don’t talk to him much, what with my shitlord fascist vibe, but I get the impression that activism is way, way down on the list of priorities.

    2. Michael

      By the way, I’m not posting this to be a dick or anything. I just find it odd that so many of these groups put so little effort into seeming even somewhat relatable to the average person.

      1. I’m not posting this to be a dick

        *squints* are you sure you’re in the right place?

        1. Yusef drives a Kia

          works for me,,
          /dick in the first degree

      2. Number.6

        It’s OK, xe didn’t think you were much to write home about either.

        1. Michael

          *gently sobs while securing rope to banister*

          1. Cut that out. You don’t need a safety line.

      3. Rhywun

        I get it. But seriously, there is a slice of that cohort that deny both ‘male’ and ‘female’. I am down with the “trans”es – it’s definitely “a thing”, if a thing I don’t really grok. But the “non-binaries”, “genderqueers” and the like just strike me as misfits looking for attention.

    3. Rhywun

      He didn’t even resemble what is generally accepted as trans either

      Sounds like “genderfuck”.

      I spot those fuckin’ clipboards from a mile away and veer the hell around those folks.

      1. Yusef drives a Kia

        I know a few trans people and they just want to live their lives, a great group to try Glibism on…

        1. Number.6

          Sweat-Lodge Libertarians?

          1. Yusef drives a Kia

            Ewwww no

          2. MikeS

            Now, that is funny

    4. Gilmore

      He was an anemic looking fellow with long hair dyed pink and was wearing a skirt over jeans. He didn’t even resemble what is generally accepted as trans either

      David Attenborough voice: “Although not easily identified in its adolescent moulting phase, it was a rare example of the Retardus SocJus Warriorus, which shares plumage with both juvenile College-Queerkins, and the adult Transfreakus Urbanicus”

  50. Gilmore

    Someone may have covered this already…

    …but Will Wilkenson manages to take some basic facts, and contrive the dumbest theory possible from them.

    Liberals and conservatives both seem to sometimes suffer this very one-dimensional notion about demography and “trends”. I suppose it comes from most people never having done any long term macroeconomic/demographic analysis, but i think in Wills case he has no excuse. he has, or should have, at least.

    basically: the fastest growing areas of the country tend to be smaller cities in red states. these create islands of blue in otherwise pretty red places.

    Will says: “tax cuts will accelerate this already extent, 30-year trend, and overwhelm red states and flip them blue. IRONIC COUNTEREFFECT OF TRUMP POLICY!”

    no, not really, Will. the trend will continue, and it will continue whether or not the tax cuts happened.

    people will be better off because the tax cuts happened, and being better off, they’ll be more likely to buy homes and invest in their retirement.

    Guess what happens when ‘young, educated, blue voters’ have homes, kids, saving for kids college educations, and retirement savings?…

    ..(jeopardy music)…

    that’s right! they stop being stupid progressives, and join “regular america” which sometimes votes for republicans simply because they’re less shitty! thanks for playing, Will.

    1. Gilmore

      *its also worth noting that home ownership is currently among the lowest ever for millennials in their 30s. the past 10 years have been bad for them in terms of savings. (despite the market booming) The next 10 years will be significant shift in their outlook on their own future. this doesn’t mean the idiotic SJW tone of their politics is going to go away, but many of them are going to be like, “WTF, I need to pay my mortgage” instead of “like OMG its the iPhone 20”

    2. Rhywun

      I’ve fantasized about so many people leaving NYC and the like that they’ll flip red but… yeah, not gonna happen.

        1. Rhywun

          Can I get out first?

          1. Are you infected with progressivism?

          2. Rhywun

            *checks privilege*

            Nope!

  51. KibbledKristen

    Ah, Spicier. So glad he’s back! (plus the first reply is LOL)

  52. Yusef drives a Kia

    Ed Driscoll is the Nick Gillespie of Instapundit, what a lame tool

    1. Number.6

      He’s one of the nerdiest old-lady SoCons on the Internet, who then veers into some pop-kultur bullshit that we’re all meant to nod sagely to.

      In high school, the jocks would be giving Reynolds a wedgie just for associating with the little dweeb.