Happy Monday ever-body! Sloopy has some sort of situation come up and I am pitch hitting. So let’s see: The Pacific group won the NHL All-Star Game and the Hipster Mancunians won the Fanny Adams cup in communist football. And now… the links!

I was skeptical about a magazine whose acronym can be pronounce “penis” publishing a study on ibuprofen and “compensated hypogonadism”. But this may be legit. Long-term ibuprofen use may be contraindicated for the dudes.

This is the situation which results in a school and probably a police station burning down. Baker acting a seven year old. What the fuck is wrong with people?

In other Florida news, there is probably a Florida Man with 4 days worth of meth, a Pub Sub, 40 feet of nylon rope, and 55 gallon barrel on his way to meet the author of this piece. This person has never been to Connecticut or Oklahoma.

You know, for all the shit we get about being ugly Americans, the other Anglophone countries do a good job of shitting up places.

 

For music, I think I’ve gone with Holiday in Cambodia recently, so here’s something tangentially related.