The Women’s final for the Aussie Open is set, with the top two seeds, Wozniaki and Halep, making it through to face each other.  On the Men’s side, Federer will play Chung sometime soon and will take on Marin Cilic, who made it through earlier today…last night…well whenever they played. I can’t tell what time or day anything is being played there, what with ESPN posting scores for Thursday on Wednesday and Wednesday on Thursday and…oh God, I think I’ve gone cross-eyed. (No crazy-eyes jokes from any of the Glibs that have met me, by the way. I don’t need that shit.)

The two top ten college basketball teams from Ohio, Cincy and Xaxier, both won last night easily.  The Buckeyes didn’t play although they took care of business the other night and I didn’t get a chance to recap. Other Top 25 teams in action: Auburn won, Florida lost, Nevada lost in double OT and Rhode Island took care of business.

Just two games on the ice last night.  TWO!  Can’t they at least schedule a couple more back to back games before they give these guys four days off for the all-star game (featuring Kid Rock!)?  Anyway, the Blackhawks slide continues as they fall to the Maple Leafs. Meanwhile, the Kings doused the Flames, both of those games going to OT.

I’m sure there’s others shit happening in the sports world. I won’t bother covering the JV tournament in English soccer, sorry. And if there’s something else y’all want me to touch on besides the NBA, let me know.

Get it? Got it? GOOD! Now let’s move into…the links!

Idiot

Erykah Badu might want to consult a physician and have those meds changed. Or maybe not. After all, I hadn’t heard her name mentioned in years. And all publicity is good publicity. Or something like that.

David Cop-a-feel has been accused of sexually assaulting the oldest looking 17-year old in the world. Her chiropractor has “verified” her story. The “doctor” said the pain from it has caused ripple effects almost 30 years later and that her “patient” had a panic attack while discussing it recently. And if I know anything about the medical profession, its that when patients finally decide top confide in the doctor chiropractor they’ve put their faith in, the real truth comes out…then they get adjusted and everything turns out fine. If the doctor is worried about her panic attacks or anxiety, maybe she could wrote her a prescr…oh that’s right. She’s not really a doctor.

Butthhurt dumbasses are butthurt. Get over yourselves, freaks.  That is all.

The next step in the creation of a libertarian utopia has taken place. Sorry gang, but this is the only way we can keep pace with the looters that are otherwise gonna breed and bleed us dry.

Idiots

To say that GOP lawmakers are getting tired of the FBI and DOJ stonewalling would be a gross understatement. Elsewhere, polls are saying that a majority of Americans would like a second special prosecutor to look into the FBI’s shenanigans and believe there has been collusion…by federal agents in the Clinton and Russia investigations.  Go long on popcorn, people. This is getting interesting.

Apparently, people VOLUNTARILY working at a party in skimpy clothing and being encouraged to be as friendly as they want to be with the guests is a bad thing. I, for one, can’t think of anything more empowering than to offer, for a substantial sum of money, work to women and not even consider offering the same employment opportunities to men…and then telling those women that they’re free to engage in whatever level of fraternization they personally find acceptable and then to forge whatever relationships from the employment they deem appropriate.  Aw, who am I kidding? Its more empowering to shut the whole operation down, end the donation of millions of dollars it generates and shame everyone involved that has a dick between their legs.

Bunch of fucking Victorian prudish left-wing assholes.

Idiot

Its good to be the king. But not quite as good in an age where almost everything you do is caught oil camera.

Classic move used to smuggle liquor into sporting events employed to steal Hennessy. I prefer using a baby backpack, but I can accept their move as legitimate. Although I would never use it to steal, only to get booze into a sporting event that should be selling beer at the concession stands because its at the fucking Staples Center. (EDG repping LBC will confirm this story if needed.)

That’s it. Shit, I had a lot of links today. Sorry for stealing anyone’s thunder.

Today’s music is dedicated to the people in the last link. (I apologize in advance to anyone offended by me posting that morose fucker.)

Have a great day, friends.  A great day!