UPGRADE!!!!

51 Comments

1. PieInTheSKy on January 17, 2018 at 8:15 am

   BOOOOO

2. UnCivilServant on January 17, 2018 at 8:17 am

   When do they think they’ll be done?

   • Swiss Servator on January 17, 2018 at 8:41 am

     “Today”

3. Chafed on January 17, 2018 at 8:24 am

   Is that why I only have an up arrow on my screen? The site used to have function allowing you to auto scroll to the top or bottom of a thread. Now I can only go to the top.

   • UnCivilServant on January 17, 2018 at 8:24 am

     That’s was a compatability issue with other components.

     This is an all-new “upgrade”.

     • Chafed on January 17, 2018 at 11:19 am

       Ok. I’m viewing this on a Note 8,if it matters. Both arrows are now gone.

       • UnCivilServant on January 17, 2018 at 11:20 am

         I have an up arrow on the right. I’m on a PC using Firefox.

4. AlexinCT on January 17, 2018 at 8:36 am

   Is that spelled UpgraDDe with the “Double Ds” because of the double dose of pimp’n power of the Blib site?

   • Chipwooder on January 17, 2018 at 9:19 am

     You see, a pimp’s love is very different from the love of a square.

5. Just Say'n on January 17, 2018 at 8:37 am

   Does this mean there will be an upgrade to the cat butt repertoire or must we suffer with the same tired pictures?

   

   • UnCivilServant on January 17, 2018 at 8:40 am

     Nobody needs twenty-seven pictures of cat deriere.

     • Gordilocks on January 17, 2018 at 9:16 am

       I knew that Bernie or one of his people was a secret lurker.

   • straffinrun on January 17, 2018 at 9:11 am

     You wanted that, admit it.

   • Just Say'n on January 17, 2018 at 9:47 am

     I like it. Well done, Swiss

6. AlmightyJB on January 17, 2018 at 8:38 am

   Upgrayedd. 2Ds for double dose of pimping.

   https://youtu.be/gzEMGfR_BtQ

7. straffinrun on January 17, 2018 at 8:45 am

   I is confused. Am I posting in a thread that will be ignored or go back to the old thread which will soon be dead? Or do I even give a shit?

   • Swiss Servator on January 17, 2018 at 8:46 am

     Why not all three?

8. JW on January 17, 2018 at 8:57 am

   Brief outages? The site seems fi ………….

9. WTF on January 17, 2018 at 9:03 am

   Brief outrages?! Are we to be subjected to one outrage after another,,…wut?
   Never mind.

10. Gordilocks on January 17, 2018 at 9:10 am

    Please tell me the people working on this site were in no way involved with the Obamacare Exchanges.

    • Hyperion on January 17, 2018 at 9:50 am

      My bid comes in at under 600 million!

11. Chipwooder on January 17, 2018 at 9:21 am

    Security issues? Why not just wipe it, like with a cloth?

12. WTF on January 17, 2018 at 9:42 am

    Did they cat butt her too? Swiss town denies passport to Dutch vegan because she is ‘too annoying’

    • RBS on January 17, 2018 at 9:47 am

      The resident’s committee argued that if she does not accept Swiss traditions and the Swiss way of life, she should not be able to become an official national

      • Naptown Bill on January 17, 2018 at 10:32 am

        RACIST!

    • AlmightyJB on January 17, 2018 at 10:03 am

      Needz MOAR cowbell

      https://youtu.be/Q_MWeOs8Ffg

    • Swiss Servator on January 17, 2018 at 10:35 am

      No, it would be a Swiss Brown butt.

      

13. Gustave Lytton on January 17, 2018 at 9:45 am

    Once saw that Simpsons’ technical difficulties screen on a local tv station when they were actually experiencing difficulties. Some wise ass engineer must have put it in at some point. Never did see it again. Future outages were more uh, professional.

14. 0x90 on January 17, 2018 at 9:58 am

    Half of Americans can’t name a news source they consider objective

    Let me guess, the other half were split between fox and msnbc.

    And by the way, vox, only about half of the people actually vote.

    • 0x90 on January 17, 2018 at 9:59 am

      Let’s try that link again.

      • AlmightyJB on January 17, 2018 at 10:05 am

        News has always been bias. People just recognize it more because there are now more choices.

        • Raven Nation on January 17, 2018 at 10:49 am

          At least in the nineteenth century, newspapers usually printed their political affiliation on the masthead or editorial page.

        • DEG on January 17, 2018 at 11:05 am

          In the old days, The Economist was quite open about their bias in favor of free markets. Now, they’ve gone down a Proggy rathole.

15. 0x90 on January 17, 2018 at 10:07 am

    Bitcoin sinks below $10,000 and is now 52% off all-time high as cryptocurrency sell-off deepens

    Bitcoin price on this day last year: $832-$909

    • AlmightyJB on January 17, 2018 at 11:39 am

      I’m just wondering at what point most people bought in at. People aren’t going to want to take a loss.

16. Russian Kia Drives Yusef on January 17, 2018 at 10:35 am

    Upgrades, well then, I thought maybe the Preet Squad found us out…..
    Carry on

    • Swiss Servator on January 17, 2018 at 10:37 am

      *shifty look*

      …did you hear something?

      • Russian Kia Drives Yusef on January 17, 2018 at 10:56 am

        without NN, I figured they were rounding us all up for the camps, Or Hillary found the Servers, and you know what happens next…

        • MikeS on January 17, 2018 at 10:59 am

          She moves them to her bathroom?

          • Russian Kia Drives Yusef on January 17, 2018 at 11:08 am

            No they catch on fire in the Bathroom

17. MikeS on January 17, 2018 at 10:41 am

    Just to let you know, I’ve been having some trouble getting the site to load. No idea what is going on.

18. MikeS on January 17, 2018 at 10:43 am

    Also, nice alt-text. So that isn’t Slappy Squirrel, but rather Sloopy Squirrel?

19. 0x90 on January 17, 2018 at 10:48 am

    THIS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!1!1!one

20. mexican sharpshooter on January 17, 2018 at 11:03 am

    Screw it, I’m just going to throw it here. Flake: Democracy will no last without the truth.

    Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ) condemns President Trump on the Senate floor, comparing the President’s attacks on the media to the tactics of Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin.

    The video is just a clip. Somewhere in Senator squishy face’s rant he mentions a number of journos around the world that are currently in prison for “fake news” but for some reason he doesn’t mention how NONE of them are in American prisons.

    • WTF on January 17, 2018 at 11:37 am

      …comparing the President’s attacks on the media to the tactics of Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin.

      Shouldn’t this numbnuts acquaint himself with the truth first?

      • Private Chipperbot on January 17, 2018 at 11:44 am

        Weird. I just did a search that turned up zero results for Jeff Flake Judith Miller. I’m sure he made senate floor speeches regarding her imprisonment…

    • AlmightyJB on January 17, 2018 at 11:50 am

      The greatest threat to democracy is Congress and the entrenched bureaucracy, not whomever happens to be the White House resident at the time.

      • Russian Kia Drives Yusef on January 17, 2018 at 11:57 am

        You mean like this?
        http://www.nationalreview.com/article/455470/nifla-becerra-supreme-court-case-religious-freedom-free-speech
        or this?
        http://www.nationalreview.com/article/455485/commercial-fishing-industry-over-regulation-big-brother

        • AlmightyJB on January 17, 2018 at 2:22 pm

          Yeap

21. DEG on January 17, 2018 at 11:06 am

    I like the preview picture of the cameraman with a bottle of booze. I am tempted to change my work chat system avatar to it.

    • DEG on January 17, 2018 at 11:11 am

      And…. done