UPGRADE!!!!

Unemployed Server Squirrel?

 

Our hosting service is upgrading some security features (Hi there, NSA and FBI!) – they claim that if there any outages, they should be brief.

Upgraded

 

We shall see.

Comments

51 responses to “UPGRADE!!!!”

  1. PieInTheSKy

    BOOOOO

  2. When do they think they’ll be done?

  3. Chafed

    Is that why I only have an up arrow on my screen? The site used to have function allowing you to auto scroll to the top or bottom of a thread. Now I can only go to the top.

    1. That’s was a compatability issue with other components.

      This is an all-new “upgrade”.

      1. Chafed

        Ok. I’m viewing this on a Note 8,if it matters. Both arrows are now gone.

        1. I have an up arrow on the right. I’m on a PC using Firefox.

  4. AlexinCT

    Is that spelled UpgraDDe with the “Double Ds” because of the double dose of pimp’n power of the Blib site?

    1. Chipwooder

      You see, a pimp’s love is very different from the love of a square.

  5. Just Say’n

    Does this mean there will be an upgrade to the cat butt repertoire or must we suffer with the same tired pictures?

    1. Nobody needs twenty-seven pictures of cat deriere.

      1. Gordilocks

        I knew that Bernie or one of his people was a secret lurker.

    2. straffinrun

      You wanted that, admit it.

    3. Just Say’n

      I like it. Well done, Swiss

  6. AlmightyJB

    Upgrayedd. 2Ds for double dose of pimping.

    https://youtu.be/gzEMGfR_BtQ

  7. straffinrun

    I is confused. Am I posting in a thread that will be ignored or go back to the old thread which will soon be dead? Or do I even give a shit?

    1. Why not all three?

  8. JW

    Brief outages? The site seems fi ………….

  9. WTF

    Brief outrages?! Are we to be subjected to one outrage after another,,…wut?
    Never mind.

  10. Gordilocks

    Please tell me the people working on this site were in no way involved with the Obamacare Exchanges.

    1. Hyperion

      My bid comes in at under 600 million!

  11. Chipwooder

    Security issues? Why not just wipe it, like with a cloth?

    1. RBS

      The resident’s committee argued that if she does not accept Swiss traditions and the Swiss way of life, she should not be able to become an official national

    2. AlmightyJB

      Needz MOAR cowbell

      https://youtu.be/Q_MWeOs8Ffg

    3. No, it would be a Swiss Brown butt.

  12. Gustave Lytton

    Once saw that Simpsons’ technical difficulties screen on a local tv station when they were actually experiencing difficulties. Some wise ass engineer must have put it in at some point. Never did see it again. Future outages were more uh, professional.

  13. 0x90

    Half of Americans can’t name a news source they consider objective

    Let me guess, the other half were split between fox and msnbc.

    And by the way, vox, only about half of the people actually vote.

    1. 0x90

      Let’s try that link again.

      1. AlmightyJB

        News has always been bias. People just recognize it more because there are now more choices.

        1. Raven Nation

          At least in the nineteenth century, newspapers usually printed their political affiliation on the masthead or editorial page.

        2. DEG

          In the old days, The Economist was quite open about their bias in favor of free markets. Now, they’ve gone down a Proggy rathole.

    1. AlmightyJB

      I’m just wondering at what point most people bought in at. People aren’t going to want to take a loss.

  14. Russian Kia Drives Yusef

    Upgrades, well then, I thought maybe the Preet Squad found us out…..
    Carry on

    1. *shifty look*

      …did you hear something?

      1. Russian Kia Drives Yusef

        without NN, I figured they were rounding us all up for the camps, Or Hillary found the Servers, and you know what happens next…

        1. MikeS

          She moves them to her bathroom?

          1. Russian Kia Drives Yusef

            No they catch on fire in the Bathroom

  15. MikeS

    Just to let you know, I’ve been having some trouble getting the site to load. No idea what is going on.

  16. MikeS

    Also, nice alt-text. So that isn’t Slappy Squirrel, but rather Sloopy Squirrel?

  17. 0x90

    THIS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!1!1!one

  18. mexican sharpshooter

    Screw it, I’m just going to throw it here. Flake: Democracy will no last without the truth.

    Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ) condemns President Trump on the Senate floor, comparing the President’s attacks on the media to the tactics of Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin.

    The video is just a clip. Somewhere in Senator squishy face’s rant he mentions a number of journos around the world that are currently in prison for “fake news” but for some reason he doesn’t mention how NONE of them are in American prisons.

    1. WTF

      …comparing the President’s attacks on the media to the tactics of Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin.

      Shouldn’t this numbnuts acquaint himself with the truth first?

      1. Private Chipperbot

        Weird. I just did a search that turned up zero results for Jeff Flake Judith Miller. I’m sure he made senate floor speeches regarding her imprisonment…

    2. AlmightyJB

      The greatest threat to democracy is Congress and the entrenched bureaucracy, not whomever happens to be the White House resident at the time.

        1. AlmightyJB

          Yeap

  19. DEG

    I like the preview picture of the cameraman with a bottle of booze. I am tempted to change my work chat system avatar to it.

    1. DEG

      And…. done